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Mormonia

The state (and rumored theocracy) of Utah.
"Dude, I have to go to Salt Lake."

"Have fun in Mormonia!"
by leggie_blonde August 27, 2009
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Mormonics

A portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people.
by broncogunner June 12, 2008
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Mormonistan

Playful moniker of the state of Utah reflecting its strong Mormon traditions and customs; consequently Salt Lake City is often known as Mormonabad. Both terms employ the Persian suffixes "stan" and "bad" meaning "land of" and "city of" respectively.
1. I hiked the rugged and breathtaking mountains of Mormonistan all day before retiring to Mormonabad.

2. When entering rural Mormonistani village compounds, be sure to never eye their women the wrong way!
by SillyTamilsTrixR4Kids July 9, 2010
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Mormonization

The act of being mormonized i.e. To become mormon
Mormonization is a very real threat in Utah; It kills thousands every year.
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Mormonitis

A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but acts like he/she is by not doing drugs, alcohol, or before-marriage sex. See Also Strait Edge.

A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but dresses and often looks like one.
Dave seems like he doesn't do drugs, drink, and is a virgin. Is he a mormon? No, my friend told me he's not, and that he's got mormonitis.

Then I saw Dave ride his bike on the side of the road. I thought he was one of those mormons who ride their bikes while dressed nicely, and wearing backpacks and nametags. But since Dave isn't a mormon (he wasn't wearing a nametag), then it became obvious that he had mormonitis.
by Ilisten2Metal June 4, 2014
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Mormontastic

Gina always pays extra tithe! She's Mormontastic!
by MoInThe415 July 13, 2005
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moronia

a state of mind in which one feels overwhelmed by the presence of irrationality, stupidity, and/or stuck in situations where you are beholden to the moronic behavior of others.
Its almost impossible to avoid moronia while trying to run errands during rush hour.

'man i gotta get out of this town, its just constant moronia, no cool people to hang out with'

'i think i'm going to have to pass, everytime we hang out with your friends its just an unendurable trip to moronia'
by UuberNerd August 14, 2009
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