mormon missionary 

sweet, cute, respectable young gentlemen...who love their religion and devote their lives for 2 years riding around like little goofs wearing suits on bicycles and going to peoples houses everday spreading the mormon religion and 9/10 times getting rejected......but good luck tryna date one, they only wanna date mormon girls, and they only date girls they might wanna marry in the future...they dont really hook up... LITTLE CUTIES.

doorbell rings
a mom: its those mormons trying to preach their religion to us for the 10th time.... dont get it!!!
a daughter: looks through door peepholedaaaayuuumn that blonde mormon missionary is finnne!!!!!!!!!!!! come on in!!!!!!

mormon missionary by kristyn sutherland March 13, 2006

mormon missionary 

A weird-ass young white male who walks everywhere looking for people to talk to about Jesus. Always comes in a group of two.
If you let them talk to you once, they will ALWAYS come back. Like a Jehovah's Witness, but does not come with food.

I got attacked by a mormon missionary yesterday. I let them come inside and they talked to me about Jesus for FIVE HOURS!

mormon missionary by concernicus August 17, 2007

Mormon Missionary 

Having sex with a backpack on and multiple female partners

when I went to Utah, some girl ask me if i wanted to go Mormon Missionary.

Mormon Missionary by makari August 14, 2008

mormon missionary 

someone who does work for the church and doesn't get any of the churches millions. they or they're family has to pay for everything. you can't watch tv, listen to the radio or make more than two phone calls a year. these poor young adults are guilted into doing the churches work because it doesn't make enough money with the millions who are paying 10% of what they make.

"hey join the church."
"no, you dumbass mormon missionary."

mormon missionary by caseycox August 4, 2006

Mormon Missionary Position 

A position one assumes while having sex (in any position) with a Mormon Missionary.

The young men got his bicycle and assumed a Mormon Missionary Position. He left the house with man gravy all over his chin.

Mormon Missionary Position by Cuntoleezza Rice May 12, 2008

Mormon Missionaries 

Useless.

Mormon Missionaries are useless.

Mormon Missionaries by Torusorus December 6, 2018