Morman Stuff

An excuse mormans use to get people out of the room so they can watch porn or some related thing.

Kid-Hey dad whatcha doin?

Dad-What?Oh hey get out of here!

Kid-Why?

Dad-I'm doing stuff

Kid-What kind of stuff?

Dad-Morman Stuff!!!

Morman Stuff by Killzark May 11, 2009

Mormon Stuff 

A term describing mormon events, church duties, religious practices, reading material, generally anything involving the mormon religion or culture.

Usually used by a mormon to a non-mormon who doesn't want further inquire further in his doings or whereabouts, because the non-mormon won't agree, or understand anyway.

Used by mormons to get out of something, and scapegoating it on their church.

Used my non-mormons to describe the behavior of a mormon, or to ridicule a non-mormon for exemplar behavior.

Non-Mormon: Want to hang out this Sunday?
Mormon: Nah dude, I have mormon stuff to do.

Non-Mormon: What are you reading?
Mormon: Mormon Stuff

Non-Mormon: Want to go to the bar with me tonight?
Mormon: I'll pass. I have mormon stuff to do.

Non-Mormon 1: Let's go to the strip club.
Non-Mormon 2: Nah, I have mormon stuff to do.

Sherie to a girlfriend: Jim didn't want to go for a late night skinny dip at the lake, he had better mormon stuff to do.

Mormon Stuff by grace52775 August 28, 2011

Mormon shuffle 

What one sees almost as soon as they drive into a major Utah town, especially Salt Lake City. It consists of a bunch of Mormon mothers and irritated drivers from out of state swapping lanes with no turn signal or warning. This causes immense traffic jams, that clear up two times a day for ten minutes. Should one happen to be behind a Mormon about to contribute to the Mormon shuffle, it is customary to try not to flip them off, even though 50% of the time they will flip you off for being behind them. The only way to escape the Mormon shuffle is to not drive in Salt Lake City or other major Utah cities.

Oh man, we're going to have to brave the Mormon shuffle to get to Macy's today kids. Better bring some extra movies.

Mormon shuffle by Tyler Lake August 25, 2007