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Butthole fingerpainting 

The act of wiping shit on the wall
Man my finger broke through the toilet paper and I did (butthole fingerpainting) on the wall to get the shit off my fingers

4 girls fingerpainting 

worse than 2 girls 1 finger, and even worse than 2 girls one cup : foursome of girls eating their own feces and then proceed to paint said feces on their bodies. Vomit also included.
4 girls fingerpainting pleases any person who enjoys coprophagia.
4 girls fingerpainting by Brizel March 28, 2008

Finger painting 

Wiping the residue from your fingers onto a womans back after fingering them.
After fingering a girl, I lover finger painting smiley faces on their lower back.

Cincinnati Finger Painting

When you're fingering a chick and realize she's on her period so you pull your fingers out and wipe them on her. The Cincinnati reference is to the city's baseball team, the Reds.
Julie was on her rag so I did some Cincinnati Finger Painting.

adult finger painting 

After a man cums inside a girl on top she drips it on him and uses her fingers to paint it across him like a child with fingerpaints. You can add glitter to make it visible.
During adult finger painting I made a unicorn on my boo-thang last night after sex, he was quite impressed.

finger painting 

1.v.fingering a girl on her rag and then smearing the red, bloody mess on her body, especially her upper thighs.
2.n.designs/pictures on the skin drawn with warm period blood.
1.Man! I totally finger painted Susie last night and then we washed it ff in the shower together.
2.Wow, you really get creative with those finger paintings, dont you Bob?
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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