worse than 2 girls 1 finger, and even worse than 2 girls one cup : foursome of girls eating their own feces and then proceed to paint said feces on their bodies. Vomit also included.
When you're fingering a chick and realize she's on her period so you pull your fingers out and wipe them on her. The Cincinnati reference is to the city's baseball team, the Reds.
After a man cums inside a girl on top she drips it on him and uses her fingers to paint it across him like a child with fingerpaints. You can add glitter to make it visible.
During adult finger painting I made a unicorn on my boo-thang last night after sex, he was quite impressed.
1.v.fingering a girl on her rag and then smearing the red, bloody mess on her body, especially her upper thighs.
2.n.designs/pictures on the skin drawn with warm period blood.
1.Man! I totally finger painted Susie last night and then we washed it ff in the shower together.
2.Wow, you really get creative with those finger paintings, dont you Bob?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!