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miriah one off 

The art of tossing off while watching the fake celebrity porn pictures of miriah carey taking it up the rim your sick friend has sent you, usually putting them in a folder and watching them as a slide show, leaving both your hands free to attempt to catch the imminent waterfall.
Dude, fuck off a minute, im bursting to miriah one off.
miriah one off by Rob October 22, 2004

Operation Mariah Carey 

An operation in which one repeatedly gives away high-calorie treats such as muffins, cookies, and donuts to one’s friends, relatives, and associates to fatten them up, so that one appears thinner in comparison.

Rumor has it that the singer Mariah Carey has a policy where other women appearing in her music videos must be fatter than she is so that she appears thinner in comparison.
Can you stop your Operation Mariah Carey? We can’t resist the cookies you leave in the office kitchen, and we are getting really fat.

mines of moria 

When you are whipping your arse and your finger pokes through, "delving deeper than it should"
"Oh man frank, I just had the mines of moria in there."

"Really?"
mines of moria by Gimley knows June 22, 2016

Mines of moria 

When you are whipping your arse and your finger pokes through the toilet paper, "delving deeper than is good"
"Oh man frank, I just went through the mines of moria"

"Really? That happened to me last week."
Mines of moria by Gimley knows June 22, 2016