Morgenhår

En særlig frisure man får efter at have sovet. Håret krøller eller stritter i mærkværdige retninger, fordi man i løbet af natten har ligget uroligt oven på håret mens man har svedt. Kan være svært at slippe af med uden et bad.

Karsten havde stadig morgenhår til langt oppe på dagen, men det var jo også weekend.

by Alfenhose October 22, 2013

morgenholz

German for Morning Wood

Ich habe ein Morgenholz

by awmm December 5, 2016

Morgenmaybe

To be noncommital, especially for poker.

Danny: Guy, are you coming to poker this week?
Guy: Don't know yet, I'm still a Morgenmaybe.

by RosemaryAKQJ10 July 9, 2018

morehart

A crazy old Physical Education teacher. Very sarcastic.

Mr. Morehart made a girl cry in PE today.

by TheBae129 January 15, 2015

morganaria

The temporary and recurrent state of when a person has a morgasm which results in ejaculation of semen with morganism poop and pus. Morganaria usually insinuates negativity, and usually represents a state also of biological/hygiene mayhem.

Under the bells of Notre Dame, the boy laid in disgust of five minutes past morganaria.

by Jerry July 15, 2003

Midgenharmon

The velocity of a midget thrown from the top of a school bus preferably through the window of a moving car

i saw the science of midgenharmon in action as they tossed that little sploink from the top of the bus into Margarets car window

by milkdud gigglestompus June 25, 2020