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Morgenhår 

En særlig frisure man får efter at have sovet. Håret krøller eller stritter i mærkværdige retninger, fordi man i løbet af natten har ligget uroligt oven på håret mens man har svedt. Kan være svært at slippe af med uden et bad.
Karsten havde stadig morgenhår til langt oppe på dagen, men det var jo også weekend.
Morgenhår by Alfenhose October 22, 2013
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morgenholz

Ich habe ein Morgenholz
morgenholz by awmm December 5, 2016

Morgenmaybe 

To be noncommital, especially for poker.
Danny: Guy, are you coming to poker this week?
Guy: Don't know yet, I'm still a Morgenmaybe.
Morgenmaybe by RosemaryAKQJ10 July 9, 2018

morehart 

A crazy old Physical Education teacher. Very sarcastic.
Mr. Morehart made a girl cry in PE today.
morehart by TheBae129 January 15, 2015

morganaria 

The temporary and recurrent state of when a person has a morgasm which results in ejaculation of semen with morganism poop and pus. Morganaria usually insinuates negativity, and usually represents a state also of biological/hygiene mayhem.
Under the bells of Notre Dame, the boy laid in disgust of five minutes past morganaria.
morganaria by Jerry July 15, 2003

Midgenharmon 

The velocity of a midget thrown from the top of a school bus preferably through the window of a moving car
i saw the science of midgenharmon in action as they tossed that little sploink from the top of the bus into Margarets car window
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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