Skip to main content
The perfect mixture of a schmuck and a mooch.

The term can be applied to a variety of things.

example Moookanomics. (The economics of being a moook)
Moookin' (verb)
Moook by Cubaaaaa January 2, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch

Mookie Blaylock 

October 22, 1990 the band Mookie Blaylock, named after an NBA point guard, played their first official show at the Off Ramp Cafe in Seattle. The band was later renamed Pearl Jam. Jeff Ament Bassist was a huge Mookie fan having watched him play basketball at Oklahoma, and thought his name was superunique. Mookie was cool about it too and didn't sue.
Pearl Jam's Ten was named after Mookie Blaylock's jersey number.
Mookie Blaylock by Shougo February 20, 2022
Related Words
Moook • moooker • mook • Monokuma • mooked • mook (n.) • mooka • mooker • modok • moloko

Ball Monokuma 

BALL MONOKUMA BALL MONOKUMA BALL MONOKUMA BALL MONOKUMA BALL MONOKUMA BALL MONOKUMA BALL MONOKUMA BALL MONOKUMA
Friend: Hi
Me: Ball Monokuma
Ball Monokuma by ball uwu October 27, 2018

Monokuma 

A stuffed bear who doesn't like being called a stuffed bear and wants 15 students to murder each other n stuff. He has taken over the world replacing national landmarks with his giant head. His secret identity is a super hot model who wants others to feel despair named Junk-o!
That darned Monokuma will self destruct n stuff
Monokuma by Marioandluigiclan June 3, 2016

Mookaloop 

A person descended from a long line of morons, more commonly known as an idiot.
John Burnett is a mookaloop.
Mookaloop by Therealgoomba July 17, 2015

Ball Monokuma 

Ball monokuma is a gift from god. He is a sexy ball of handsomeness and if you see him make sure to kiss him. Ball monokuma is a ruler over all of us and will not hesitate to kill you if you don't obey him.
Person one: Who is that?
Person two: thats our lord ball monokuma

momoksha 

momoksha is a cutie pie who also sings, write songs, makes art and takes photographs sometimes. She is precious and we must protect her at all costs.
did you listen to the latest momoksha song?

momoksha is so cute!
momoksha by oreosandpalmtrees March 2, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
Next