Moon boobs

A female with a size of breast from size D onwards only. They must be perfectly rounded and generaly symmetrical. The female must be pale/white in skin colour to make sense of the 'moon' comparison.

male1: 'check her out man, those are pretty big!'
male2: 'yeah I see but see the friend? those my amigo are Moon boobs'

by jwinfield April 8, 2008

Moon Boobs

The result of acne scarring on the chest and breasts. The scarring looks like the craters that decorate the surface of the moon.

After years of acne on my chest, I realized I developed Moon Boobs.

by TrivialArmor December 10, 2020

moonboots

greatest prankcaller of all time on JTV, also biggest alcoholic on JTV

moonboots

by jtvtruth December 27, 2009

moonboots

Moon Boot is a boot designed by a company called Tecnica in the early 1970's. It became popular in the late 1970's and 1980's and is seeing a resurgence this season.

Moon Boot is a registered trademark of Tecnica - any supposed "Moon Boot" not offered by Tecnica is typically a knock-off. Don't be a poser - buy the real product. Fakes are for fakeees.

Wow . . . where did you get that pair of real and authentic moonboots?

by Bootie McBootstein September 26, 2006

MOONBOOBS

JUST LIKE THE NAME SAYS. BOOBS THAT ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD

moonboobs are great, so are --a cup, b cup, c cup, d cup

by assmonkeys for life April 28, 2009

moonboots

Noun - a man of middle age who walks around in a singlet, black faux leather waistcoat, soiled jeans and odd looking boots. Often heard to yell incomprehensible obscenities to his long suffering wife, whilst drinking beer and listening to Fleetwood Mac many years after Fleetwood Mac has arguably come and gone. Is often visited by police, who check his computer for kiddie porn, and ask him to stop hanging around local schools, offering cigarettes to very very young boys.

"Hey did you hear old moonboots last night?"
"No, why?"
"I heard him yelling hard out at his wife, something about "Put your fish where your mouth is b*tch, and fold some f*cking washing"

"Hey, what are the cops doing here?"
"Oh, old moonboots has been at it again so they are taking his computer away"

by Laury Nextman May 1, 2008

Moonboots

Another word for "Lesbians."
Moonboot in non-plural form.

"Wow, their are Moonboots everywhere"
"Well, it IS a Gay bar."

by Chelsosaurus May 3, 2008