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Mooby Dick 

1. A man with a "dick" who also has abnormally large pectorals, making him appear to have man breasts (more commonly known as "moobs")

2. A pedophile who enjoys both "dicks" and "boobs"
That man over there is such a mooby dick!

Mooby Dick 

A dick that has man boobs.
That Shannon is a complete dick. Have you seen his moobs? He's like Mooby Dick.
Mooby Dick by Johnny Dick head January 14, 2024

Mooby Dick 

A dick that has man boobs.
That Shannon is a complete dick. Have you seen his man tits? He's like Mooby Dick.
Mooby Dick by Johnny Dick head January 14, 2024

Moby Dick's Dick 

A dick of a dick is a dick of course. Except for when you can fuck all 7 seas simultaneously... it is the most "BRUTE-iful" thing imaginable. Some people say they have been cured of serious ailments and diseases from even blessing the family supper with mention of this monstrous pecker... one person reported having given cancer... "CANCER". But to the average non-blubber Hunter... they would never know... anal rippage at such a degree.
Father: Son, I want you to know that I love you and I want you to take care of the family if I don't return... you are 17 and you are almost ready to take care of the family and everything we have...

Son: But my father please don't go...

Father: My boy it is my time to face Moby Dick's dick!!!!
Moby Dick's Dick by ADDT-JACE February 8, 2015

Moby Dick 

It's a book...
Moby Dick is one of the most monumental books published in the Ninteenth century, and is the greatest sea story ever told... I don't know where these other sick fucks got their information.
Moby Dick by Melville119 May 31, 2011

The Moby dick 

Insert the nozzle of whipped cream in a can deep into the asshole and press for 4 seconds, plug it with your finger, then put your face over the blowhole and remove your finger for the full explosive moby dick experience. The classic white whale !
I'm gonna give you the moby dick
The Moby dick by Thecuzzie July 29, 2017
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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