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Sudden urge to masterbate in public toilets. Starts with sharp pains in the balls usually resulting in disappearing for 30 - 40 minutes
Hey don't mind me I'll be in the shitter having a Monwank ... Doctors orders
Monwank by Slapass May 3, 2014
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MonkyNoises 

A Brazilian twitch streamer who has identified himself as a homosexual and DILF lover. Similar to bathrobe Dwane he plays racist songs from time to time and loves to hate on em. He of course acts silly to these song requests but his streams are overall fun to enjoy. He also deposed the user firekirby and is supposedly his arch nemesis.
Did you see MonkyNoises stream yesterday? Someone got him with a song request that said nigger in it. That dummy!!!
MonkyNoises by Icky87 April 1, 2019

monyneat 

Backround: Originated from Southeastern Asia.

Definition: a word to describe one that is not smart and is selfish; aka a selfish idiot.
1) "Yo, you're a freakin' monyneat!"
2) "Don't be a monyneat; share fool!"
monyneat by Alfred Buckleheim October 8, 2004

cash moneyn’t

When an action or opinion is the opposite of very cash money
Discord banning Quackity was very cash moneyn’t

YouTube, Vox, and WSJ trying to hurt pewsiepie is very cash moneyn’t

Yo, chad. Banging my girl was incredibly cash moneyn’t.
cash moneyn’t by Jaded Optimist January 23, 2019

Moneynaire 

Yo that kid is a moneynaire

monkynuts 

when your all out of things to say when everything goes bad
the world is ending aww monkynuts
monkynuts by killerbad91 December 12, 2012
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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