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Jose Mario Mourinho 

An awesome dude that is always honest and is very romantic. He is my bff and will always be (hopefully). He is the best person ever!!!!!!!! I really can get mad at him but that doesnt change anything because he will always be the awesomest person to me!!!!!!!! Everyone at school likes him. By the way I am talking about Jose Mourinhos son.
Jose Mario Mourinho: whats up?
Person:I'm sad
Jose:why?
Person:because
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Jose Mourinho 

Jose Mourinho by Someone 00 June 1, 2022

moncrief 

Moncrief, in Scottish mythology and folklore, was originally a demigod, their cult being one of the most distinctive features of ancient Scottish religion. Later, Moncrief came to refer to characters who, in the face of danger and adversity or from a position of weakness, display courage and the will for self sacrifice – that is, for some greater good of all humanity, originally of martial courage or excellence but extended to more general moral excellence.
My family can be traced to the Moncrief clan.
moncrief by jimbolima June 3, 2010

Ryan Moncrief 

A member of the homosapien species. The Ryan Moncrief is a quiet animal, very socially awkward, but is know to make people laugh. It rarely mates during a life time due to it's repulsive looks. However, the Ryan Moncrief is a very kind easy going creature. They have also been known to have abnormally large penises.
Look at the dong on the Ryan Moncrief over there.
Ryan Moncrief by Lou Spowls October 27, 2010
A hard working and caring man. May not be open with his feelings or emotions but you can tell he loves you by his actions. He’s not afraid of shit and is tough as hell. Makes everyone laugh by his ridiculous jokes. Mo don’t fuck around
You hear about mo calling Andrew out? Mourice is a badass
Mourice by Fatissa April 18, 2020

monorisk 

1. when you do something that involves the risk of getting mono.

2. the mixing of risk and monopoly, resulting in one screwy board game
Kate: Wanna try my soda?
John: I don't drink after people, too much of a monorisk

Bill: OMG! that was the most screwed up board game ever!
Jack: Your just mad cause I built hotels in Japan and occupied them with cannons