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Jose Mario Mourinho 

An awesome dude that is always honest and is very romantic. He is my bff and will always be (hopefully). He is the best person ever!!!!!!!! I really can get mad at him but that doesnt change anything because he will always be the awesomest person to me!!!!!!!! Everyone at school likes him. By the way I am talking about Jose Mourinhos son.
Jose Mario Mourinho: whats up?
Person:I'm sad
Jose:why?
Person:because
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Jose Mourinho 

Jose Mourinho by Someone 00 June 1, 2022

moncrief 

Moncrief, in Scottish mythology and folklore, was originally a demigod, their cult being one of the most distinctive features of ancient Scottish religion. Later, Moncrief came to refer to characters who, in the face of danger and adversity or from a position of weakness, display courage and the will for self sacrifice – that is, for some greater good of all humanity, originally of martial courage or excellence but extended to more general moral excellence.
My family can be traced to the Moncrief clan.
moncrief by jimbolima June 3, 2010

Ryan Moncrief 

A member of the homosapien species. The Ryan Moncrief is a quiet animal, very socially awkward, but is know to make people laugh. It rarely mates during a life time due to it's repulsive looks. However, the Ryan Moncrief is a very kind easy going creature. They have also been known to have abnormally large penises.
Look at the dong on the Ryan Moncrief over there.
Ryan Moncrief by Lou Spowls October 27, 2010
A hard working and caring man. May not be open with his feelings or emotions but you can tell he loves you by his actions. He’s not afraid of shit and is tough as hell. Makes everyone laugh by his ridiculous jokes. Mo don’t fuck around
You hear about mo calling Andrew out? Mourice is a badass
Mourice by Fatissa April 18, 2020

monorisk 

1. when you do something that involves the risk of getting mono.

2. the mixing of risk and monopoly, resulting in one screwy board game
Kate: Wanna try my soda?
John: I don't drink after people, too much of a monorisk

Bill: OMG! that was the most screwed up board game ever!
Jack: Your just mad cause I built hotels in Japan and occupied them with cannons
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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