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If you ever find a Montea try to keep her forever. Montea’s are very kind and bubbly people that are one of the most beautiful people you will ever see. She will be your best friend forever and will make you smile in the darkest days. She’s most likely a cheerleader because of how sweet she is. She is very close to prefection. -Lexi
“Montea is my best friend. She’s so beautiful and kind.” -Lexi
Montea by CheerLexi January 6, 2019
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Je suis Monte 

French for "I mounted the monster." It is also a meme to make fun of french people who play monster hunter.
Mercian: some one mount the monster.
LE FRENCH DUDE: Je suis Monte!!
Je suis Monte by jaboigin October 29, 2018
Dude 1: yo that chick couldn't walk right today
Dude 2: must've been Monteo
Monteo by BIGROD696969 May 30, 2019

Da'Monte 

Da'Monte is the best boyfriend he is a brave and horny and funny and crazy if you see Da'Monte just knows girls it's your chance
girl 1: Last night Da'Monte give it to me

girl 2: Da'Monte let me lick his d*** Last night

girl 3: He got a Big one yallllllllllll
Da'Monte by Da'Monte February 6, 2018

three card monte 

A con game, frequent in the New York subways, involving playing cards.
Never play three card monte; you can't win.
three card monte by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

When accidentally starting a huge wildfire whilst on a cross-country roadtrip and fleeing the scene. Then years later one of the "arsonists" blabs about it, self snitching during a vlog.
Then, after investigations it turns out that this same crew have been involved/implicated in numerous fires.

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
"Yoo, did you here about the shop Fire last night?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you hear about the wildfire at The Thing, in Arizona?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson