Montea!

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The soul mate of someone who is Bagsexual, apart from Coint

A.K.A

money that is fresh and Makes bagsexuals drip out their pussies.

Siya Madyo: Yas!!! Montea! coint! I'm getting the Bagsexual life on!

Martin: Bag me up with the montea!

Montea! by SassyWhale March 26, 2019

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Montea

If you ever find a Montea try to keep her forever. Montea’s are very kind and bubbly people that are one of the most beautiful people you will ever see. She will be your best friend forever and will make you smile in the darkest days. She’s most likely a cheerleader because of how sweet she is. She is very close to prefection. -Lexi

“Montea is my best friend. She’s so beautiful and kind.” -Lexi

Montea by CheerLexi January 6, 2019

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Je suis Monte

French for "I mounted the monster." It is also a meme to make fun of french people who play monster hunter.

Mercian: some one mount the monster.
LE FRENCH DUDE: Je suis Monte!!

Je suis Monte by jaboigin October 29, 2018

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Monteo

a guy thats always 6 inches

Dude 1: yo that chick couldn't walk right today
Dude 2: must've been Monteo

Monteo by BIGROD696969 May 30, 2019

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Da'Monte

Da'Monte is the best boyfriend he is a brave and horny and funny and crazy if you see Da'Monte just knows girls it's your chance

girl 1: Last night Da'Monte give it to me

girl 2: Da'Monte let me lick his d*** Last night

girl 3: He got a Big one yallllllllllll

Da'Monte by Da'Monte February 6, 2018

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three card monte

A con game, frequent in the New York subways, involving playing cards.

Never play three card monte; you can't win.

three card monte by Cornholio September 29, 2003

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Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

When accidentally starting a huge wildfire whilst on a cross-country roadtrip and fleeing the scene. Then years later one of the "arsonists" blabs about it, self snitching during a vlog.
Then, after investigations it turns out that this same crew have been involved/implicated in numerous fires.

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you here about the shop Fire last night?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you hear about the wildfire at The Thing, in Arizona?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson by ArmourChinker January 3, 2023

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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