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A man with integrity and respect. Someone who asks for nothing, but takes everything. Strong as a mountain.

That spartan was as tough as a montano!

montano by MateoMontano February 22, 2017

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montano

A guy with a sweaty nut sack

That guy had such a montano

montano by Big booty ginger man April 27, 2014

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diego montano

A Vietnamese farmer that is frequently assaulted as he tries to eat lunch.

That poor guy is a diego montano.

diego montano by papaguk October 19, 2016

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savannah montano

a rich, spoiled, and airhead teenage girl who has no sense of reality. famous for her relationship with a now heroine addict, and her spontaneous promiscuity. like paris hilton, she has no talents whatsoever and is popular for her large nosed look and over dramatized lifestyle.

"Hey, have you heard of the Tumblr famous girl, Savannah Montano?"
"Yeah. The one who cheated on her boyfriend for five months?"

savannah montano by flowersarekindagreat March 5, 2014

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jacob montano

The type of person who is flirtatious, witty, and has splenderful musical skill. Usually from of Jewish origin.

Once Dominic started taking piano lessons, he really became a Jacob Montano

jacob montano by Gabriel_Kritt August 17, 2017

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jesus montano

a handsome man, that pulls many girls. he's very popular, and many people enjoy his company. he also tends to have a short temper but long penis.

That guy must be a Jesus Montano *heart eyes*

jesus montano by GVibez November 17, 2016

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Monica Montano

WORRIOR PRINCESS OF THE INFAMOUS "SLAP A HOE TRIBE" DAUGHTER OF QUEEN THUNDER THIGHS

Monica Montano is a great worrior

Monica Montano by Cillaloka May 18, 2019

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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