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A man with integrity and respect. Someone who asks for nothing, but takes everything. Strong as a mountain.
That spartan was as tough as a montano!
montano by MateoMontano February 22, 2017
Words you can keep
A guy with a sweaty nut sack
That guy had such a montano
montano by Big booty ginger man April 27, 2014

diego montano 

A Vietnamese farmer that is frequently assaulted as he tries to eat lunch.
That poor guy is a diego montano.
diego montano by papaguk October 19, 2016

savannah montano 

a rich, spoiled, and airhead teenage girl who has no sense of reality. famous for her relationship with a now heroine addict, and her spontaneous promiscuity. like paris hilton, she has no talents whatsoever and is popular for her large nosed look and over dramatized lifestyle.
"Hey, have you heard of the Tumblr famous girl, Savannah Montano?"
"Yeah. The one who cheated on her boyfriend for five months?"

jacob montano 

The type of person who is flirtatious, witty, and has splenderful musical skill. Usually from of Jewish origin.
Once Dominic started taking piano lessons, he really became a Jacob Montano
jacob montano by Gabriel_Kritt August 17, 2017

jesus montano

a handsome man, that pulls many girls. he's very popular, and many people enjoy his company. he also tends to have a short temper but long penis.
That guy must be a Jesus Montano *heart eyes*
jesus montano by GVibez November 17, 2016

Monica Montano

WORRIOR PRINCESS OF THE INFAMOUS "SLAP A HOE TRIBE" DAUGHTER OF QUEEN THUNDER THIGHS
Monica Montano is a great worrior
Monica Montano by Cillaloka May 18, 2019
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