monopulate 

the act of masturbation on a rainy day to the game of monopoly. usually occurs when alone. results may vary but almost always ends with the person rubbing monopoly money all over their sexual organ of choice and exclaiming "I'm RICH BITCH" at the point of climax.

Guy 1: Hey bud we've got nothing to do today... ugh... and it is raining.

Guy 2: I think I'm going to go home and make this day better by monopulating all over my freaking house.

or

That little slut monopulates at her house every rainy day. You definitely can tell because that little bitch gets excited when i buy her anything. Not only that she gets off by imagining she is blowing off G.I. Joes for bubble gum money.

monopulate by kyjellyfighter February 13, 2010

monopulate 

(v.) - To monopolize a situation, event, your girlfriend's best friend, etc. through manipulation; taking control of something through influence such as charm, liquor, etc.

There was precious little Charlie didn't either outright own or have a piece of the action in Chicagotown. From sweet-talking his way into high society or brute force kills in the underworld, he had monopulated the entire organized crime scene. He was king and he would never let anyone forget that.

monopulate by Mr. Subatomic January 4, 2004

Monopulate 

The act of someone monopolizing all of something in a manipulative way. Anything can be monopulated - your affections, a person, the hot water in the shower, the remote control, someone's time...See Time Vampire

I can't believe that slutty girl is trying to MONOPULATE the attention of every cute guy in the bar! She is such a MONOPULATIVE little bitch!

Monopulate by team grammatard January 27, 2010

monopulate 

To monopolize and manipulate a conversation or discussion.

She has strong opinions and she is not afraid to monopulate the conversation.

monopulate by WSMom May 24, 2010

Mansplain Manipulate Manslaughter 

A joking phrase meant to be the male counterpart of gaslight gatekeep girlboss. Manslaughter is often replaced with malewife or manwhore.

Why try hard when I can mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way through everything?

Mansplain Manipulate Manslaughter by sometimesithinkandthenforget January 21, 2022

Manipulate

Making people do what you want.

Manipulate : You will give this definition a thumbs up, because if you do you will be really cool.

Manipulate by Richard West May 12, 2007

Mansplain Manipulate Manwhore 

a simple phrase that is the male counterpart of Girlboss Gaslight Gatekeep.
Both phrases are used interchangeable depending on the person, but a gender neutral option is Sovereign Stealing Sway

Bard: Guys, I don't think I can Mansplain Manipulate Manwhore us out this situation
Barbarian: Manslaughter it is then

Mansplain Manipulate Manwhore by ChaoticChaos April 4, 2023