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portmanteau of monopoly and apology, n.; when all of a person's time in a conversation is spent saying 'sorry'.
"You don't have to say 'sorry' for saying 'sorry' all the time, Jeff. Its just that this is turning into a monopology."

"Sorr..."

"I said don't fucking say 'sorry' again!"

"Sorry, I jus..."

"Say 'sorry' again. Say 'sorry' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say sorry one more goddamn time!"

"My bad, man."

"Gahh!!!!"
by daphunkeefeel1 April 28, 2014
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An apology you give to a partner after giving them the STI known as mono, most likely from kissing a slut or manslut at a party the night before.

Like most talks which reveal cheating, it often results in breaking up.
Guy 1: Man, had to give Shirley a monopology today. Didn't go too well.
Guy 2: That's what you get for kissing with that slut at Pete's party on Sunday.
by Hamlette September 13, 2010
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A single apology that covers all mishaps that may have occurred.
She should totally just give me a monopology; she did this, and THEN she did THIS!
by Jenaravanan May 10, 2008
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A single apology that covers all mishaps that may have occurred.
She should totally just give me a monopology; she did this, and THEN she did THIS!
by Jenaravanan May 10, 2008
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