monopology

portmanteau of monopoly and apology, n.; when all of a person's time in a conversation is spent saying 'sorry'.

"You don't have to say 'sorry' for saying 'sorry' all the time, Jeff. Its just that this is turning into a monopology."

"Sorr..."

"I said don't fucking say 'sorry' again!"

"Sorry, I jus..."

"Say 'sorry' again. Say 'sorry' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say sorry one more goddamn time!"

"My bad, man."

"Gahh!!!!"

by daphunkeefeel1 April 28, 2014

Monopology

Rules and regulations of Monopoly

I'm going to brush up on my monopology because I haven't played Monopoly years!

by VLC February 17, 2008

Monopology

An apology you give to a partner after giving them the STI known as mono, most likely from kissing a slut or manslut at a party the night before.

Like most talks which reveal cheating, it often results in breaking up.

Guy 1: Man, had to give Shirley a monopology today. Didn't go too well.
Guy 2: That's what you get for kissing with that slut at Pete's party on Sunday.

by Hamlette September 13, 2010

Monopology

A single apology that covers all mishaps that may have occurred.

She should totally just give me a monopology; she did this, and THEN she did THIS!

by Jenaravanan May 10, 2008

Monopology

A single apology that covers all mishaps that may have occurred.

She should totally just give me a monopology; she did this, and THEN she did THIS!

by Jenaravanan May 11, 2008

Knife Monopoly

Knife monopoly is simple, and it makes sense since you are likely to get stabbed in the back in business anyway. You play regular monopoly, but every time you buy a house you balance a steak knife on the edge of a shelf that is suspended above you. When someone lands on that property, prior to paying you, they get the option to jump up and down on the ground to possibly shake a knife loose. They have to pay double rent for this option. If you get stabbed in the back by a knife, then you lose that property and the houses on that set of properties are cleared from the board. The knives associated with those properties are also removed from the shelf. If you put a hotel down, then you have to balance a large kitchen knife on the business shelf. If you get stabbed by that knife, you lose a single hotel. If you die from that knife, then you lose 2 hotels.

Eccentric Millionaire: I've trapped you on this island because I crave the deadliest sport...
You (nodding): Knife monopoly it is then.

by Better526 April 15, 2020

Mootology

A cult that is based on moot. Like christianity there are the ten comootments instead of the ten commandments. These laws must be adhered to or removal from the cult will occur. This cult was created at a yr 11 retreat by three boys, this united all the boys in the year and was the only experience that made retreat enjoyable. This cult has spread around quickly and has adherents from the age of 12 to 18. The Ten Comootments are;

1. Thou shall always raise
2. Thou must use the word moot in vein

3.Thou shall give moot respect five times a day
4. Thou must acknowledge with moot in and moot out
5. Thou must cleanse thy moot every full moot
6. Thou shall not be tempted by the anti moot
7. Thous shall not touch the black moot (benin)
8. Thou shall not touch the hairy moot (benin)
9. Thou must make the pilgramootige to moot
10. Thou must mootidate by yelling moot at 4:20pm only
Founders: lk,tb,nd

Mootology is a very complex religion with a large amount of haters/antimoot and thou must not be tempted by the antimoot and failure to do so results in the immediate removal from the cult. Mootology is one of the fastest growing cults in australia and is gaining followers exponentially. It is where one finds true fulfillment in life. All praise moot! Benin means haram/not allowed

"Mootology has changed my life"
Mootology is the fastest growing cult in Australia

by MrAnony September 19, 2013