In the book series The Cruel Prince, the love interest is a fae named Cardan who has a monkey tail. The term "monkoii" is a negative term used to describe girls who simp for Cardan.

Common monkoii behavior includes but is not limited to:
1. excessive simping
2. fangirl-shrieking everytime Cardan is mentioned
3. bringing Cardan into every conversation

Person One: Have you met Rhea before?
Person Two: Yeah, she wouldn't stop simping over Cardan though.
Person One: She's such a monkoii!

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Mankoid

An ass-eating, cannibalistic humanoid mole rat. A degenerate subterranean creature that feeds on human feces (specifically of anal origin) and practices obligate cannibalism. Occupies the lowest possible tier of biological and moral existence — beneath vermin, beneath garbage, and beneath contempt.. The mank is a solitary yet opportunistic scavenger, known to inhabit sewage systems, landfill substrata, and occasionally the unventilated bedrooms of adult dependents.

"You're inhibiting Mankoid behavior."

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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