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In the book series The Cruel Prince, the love interest is a fae named Cardan who has a monkey tail. The term "monkoii" is a negative term used to describe girls who simp for Cardan.

Common monkoii behavior includes but is not limited to:
1. excessive simping
2. fangirl-shrieking everytime Cardan is mentioned
3. bringing Cardan into every conversation
Person One: Have you met Rhea before?
Person Two: Yeah, she wouldn't stop simping over Cardan though.
Person One: She's such a monkoii!
monkoii by asha_reads June 27, 2024
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The oh so wonderful relationship between Cory Monteith and Jenna Ushkowitz. Very few people actually ship this but that only means there's more room for those that do to join in on the big Monkowitz orgy that will occur once they come out with their love!
Girl: Did you see Cory and Jenna dancing in the background of River Deep Mountain High on the Glee Live Tour?!

Me: I smell some Monkowitz gifs coming on!
Monkowitz by helloiloveyou22 January 1, 2012
Related Words
An entity with a monkey resembling shape.

Vulgar Use: A person with the intellect of a idiotic monkey.
That Beast has a monkoid shape!

Vulgar Use: You monkoid! You ruined everything!
Monkoid by AtomicSailor August 26, 2022

cheekii monkii 

See Wei Yu

Schoolgirls msn/email nickname.

Origin Unknown.
lolz.. wot? hmm im going to think of a gud nickname, how about cheekii monkii??
cheekii monkii by Giaming April 15, 2005

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026