An ass-eating, cannibalistic humanoid mole rat. A degenerate subterranean creature that feeds on human feces (specifically of anal origin) and practices obligate cannibalism. Occupies the lowest possible tier of biological and moral existence — beneath vermin, beneath garbage, and beneath contempt.. The mank is a solitary yet opportunistic scavenger, known to inhabit sewage systems, landfill substrata, and occasionally the unventilated bedrooms of adult dependents.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).