The act of jizzing in a roll up cigarette so the person smokes a jizzy cigarette. Once they have finished you run in happy slap them and shout 'RUAIRIDH!'
'I just saw someone get a ruairidh on the way here is was fucking pwnage!'
by Homfguyz March 19, 2008
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The original pedo know as the basement Gatekeeper and no child has ever escaped or ever been herd of before ever heard of Madeleine McCann exactly
It’s ruairidh there is no point running were fucked
by Big oss April 6, 2020
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A great human being that is very kind, smart and helpful. They could also be described as a perfect boyfriend.
My boyfriend is such a Ruairidh.
by Dreamy Guu November 17, 2018
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A Manchild who's penis has not grown since he left the only pussy he's been in

Person 1: Is that Ruairidh over there?
Person 2: I think it is!
Person 1: Fuck, run, his penis looks like a shrivelled turnip
I hate my life so much, I must be a Ruairidh Farrow White
by Sup Britknee January 22, 2021
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