First used by a genuine tosser, The Rock from the old WWF, a jabronee is just a stupid, obnoxious person. See also: twat, tosser. Used as a non-offensive offensive term.
A very specific type of douchebag. Usually they can be seen constantly smoking from a vape pen all day, and they drive shitty cars with subwoofers, fancy rims and any other misappropriated car mod. On their downtime they're usually drinking monster energy drinks and playing call of duty. Most of them are unemployed.
juh broh nee
–noun
someone who is about to get owned.
-adjective
used to decribe a person or action lacking judgment or sense.
-Love is for jabronies.
-The Rock is about to lay a smack down on that jabronie.
-You locked your keys in the car? Well that was a jabronie thing to do.
1. The chief overseer or ringleader who represents a posse of Jabroni (See “Jabroni”)
2. Being a simpleton, Jabroners are often illiterate and words with more then two syllables are not in their vocabulary.
3. One whose stench alone is enough to start a fist fight at children's cancer charity walk fundraiser.
4. Jabroners will often pick fights, scream profanities and act aggressively towards individuals who are not capable of defending themselves, usually infants and the elderly.
5. Jabroners excel at ruining great opportunities for others, scoffing and emitting bodily fluids as catastrophe overwhelms the victim. They take pride in this as it is the primary fundamental that defines them.
Jeff : “Dude, whats going on with all that commotion over there?”
Greg: “Looks to me like that group of douche-bags overran the rescue missions community brunch again.”
Jeff: “Yea, that Jabroner seems to be leading the assault, he's pushing that handicapped guy in the wheelchair over the 5th street bridge!”