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Pranks and other debauchery (usually playful)

Mary's 5 year old cousin keeps stealing her shoes and hiding them around the house. That kid is full of monkeyshines.

monkeyshines by CalicoECash May 21, 2009

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Monkeyshines

A person that you can pay to make you happy for an hour.

"Oh yeah, that's godd head Monkeyshines"

Monkeyshines by Kiss Mike Hunt March 5, 2008

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Mischeivous doings.

I've heard about your monkey shines.

monkey shines by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

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monkeyshine

Monkeyshine---The activity of black folks when the boss is'nt looking.

OK, knock off this monkeyshine and get back to work!

monkeyshine by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

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Monkey Shines

The act of behaving like a black person (acting ghetto, stupid, ignorant or committing crimes)

That dirty dude's Monkey Shines Dun got his azz arrested.

Monkey Shines by mrdudeman1122 March 25, 2010

monkeyshine

A poor detail job on a vehicle.

Man, I can't believe I payed for this monkeyshine on my ride.

monkeyshine by Static_Friction July 23, 2006

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monkeyshining

Having someone act twofaced behind your back.

That hoe Sheilas been monkeyshining. Lets pop a cap in that boppas ass.

monkeyshining by Ali February 24, 2005

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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