moneypants

noun
1. Pants made of US Dollars or other paper currency, held together by clear fabric, or lacquer.

adjective
1. Savvy, cool. Exhibiting the elegant sensibilities of one who wears moneypants.
2. Exhibiting excellent quality. Desirable. Worthy of praise.

1. Check out this new pair of moneypants that my sexy, streetwise seamstress girlfriend made for me. The sight of me wearing them certainly elicits feelings of envy and admiration in others, does it not?
2. That fellow is looking moneypants in his fancy new car.
3. Tonight my friends and I will be attending various parties in bars and fine houses throughout town. We will drink fine liquors and will converse with many beautiful, interesting women. It will be moneypants.

moneypants by Lymojo September 16, 2009

mannypants 

Mannypants:
A type of pants that easily slip off and pool around the ankles while the wearer is drunk or high and eating sliced cheese. Origin is unknown, but the pants after which the phrase was coined were mainly purple in color, possibly a leftover from the "80's surf revival".

Dude, look at those mannypants! That guy is wasted... And full of cheese.

mannypants by Topher Jones February 16, 2004

Monkeypants 

An unusually potent term of endearment which can be employed to trump lesser terms.

"Sweetiebucket, would you go out and buy me a doughnut?"

"Of course, Monkeypants, I'd do anything for you."

Monkeypants by Senorita Jiggypants December 30, 2007

Moodypants 

When someone or something is in a less than happy mood, this person may be described as moodypants, or alternatively, moodyplum.

Jo: If you jump over the fence to get that ball I'm going home.

Me: Don't be moodypants.

Jo: Fuck off.

Me: Moodyplum.

Moodypants by SexySean88 January 21, 2009

Mollypants 

Someone who is made of super-awesomeness that can always make you laugh, is vegetarian and talks to animals in a high-pitched voice.

She is such a mollypants!

Mollypants by sunshine cookie February 5, 2010

Moneypenis 

The act of having so much money you can forcibly fuck anyone you want with no regrets.

The governments moneypenis screws every american every day i.e. see Symbiotic Buttfuck

Moneypenis by WillofThePersin July 10, 2012

MonkeyPants 

The super cool future ruler of the world who is usually obsessed with Alexander the Great and reading books about domination, innovation and how to rule a nation.

You're such a MonkeyPants!

Who do you think you are - MonkeyPants???

MonkeyPants by Your new boss July 22, 2004