Monkeyfacing

A sexual act, performed to humiliate another, usually a woman. The man shaves his pubic hair, leaving it until he ejaculates in the females face, then throws the hair into her face where it sticks and shouts "monkeyface!". Alternatively the man may decide to rip his or his partner's pubic hair out at the moment of passion and throw it into the mixer.

"Upon sighting the White Whale, Captain Ahab grabbed Queeqeg and forced him roughly to his knees where he gave him a monkeyfacing, in the New England style". From Moby Dick by Herman Melville.

by Hill of the Dans October 20, 2008

monkey facing

Before sex, both participators shave each others pubic hair off. When the male reaches the moment of climax, spunks over the woman's face then proceeds to throw the pubes over said woman so they stick. Thus rendering the woman 'monkey faced'.

"Fancy a monkey facing Deidre?"

by Chrissles August 3, 2006

monkeyfying

When someone or something turns someone or something into a monkey

the wizard was monkeyfying the chav because chavs are stupid and are sold for scientific experiments

by McCartan November 23, 2007

monkeyfucking

getting multiple people working on a problem that is not worth their collective time.

Oh great, and now he's got half the office monkeyfucking this simple configuration issue

by mattly August 19, 2008

monkeybating

The act of a monkey masturbating usually in public display such as a zoo.

Everytime I go to the zoo I witnessed some very typical monkeybating.

by Malodorous June 24, 2016

Monkeyfaceniggerbutt

This is what one calls another when someone is acting in a stupid manner.

Abdullah: Hey michelle, you look like a "dike"!
Michelle: You Monkeyfaceniggerbutt!

by Shaniqua Taraski September 8, 2008

monkeyfuckingcockboy

A semi-homosexual HIV positive fugly half=man slapper who enjoys performing various acts of beastiality with monkeys.
AKA-A beautiful animal.

Zachary Jaegar and Jeff Schneir are monkeyfuckingcockboys.

by Christian Beltz April 4, 2008