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Monkey made 

A mf who not only has facial resemblance to a monkey, but also acts like one. The kind of person who thinks Anime is cringe and Riverdale is good or that has ACAB and KAM in their bio. A person who is monkey made is also a little bitch, the kind who uses cheap moves in video games to win or showers 1-2 times a week
Homosexual:“Flying Raijin: Jiku Shippu Senko Rennodan Zeroshiki!”
Heterosexual: “Bro you’re fucking monkey made”
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Monkey Made A Poopie 

A phrase created when Monkey had an "accident." Often used to infuriate, irritate, or embarrass Monkey.
We were going to go to the movies with some girls, but then Monkey made a poopie.

Aw shit you guys, Monkey's making a poopie again!

I'm sorry I shot your dog Monkey, don't make a poopie about it.

Made Monkey 

(Verb) - to have anal intercourse
The gay couple made monkey all night long. While the straight couple made monkey the women shit all over the bed.
Made Monkey by Jonthedon7679 December 17, 2009

This was made for sad_wabbit on Instagram because he looks like a monkey and wants to clown on others for their religion (he told me to write a book about why we should respect others beliefs) 

In a world as vast and diverse as ours, belief systems vary greatly, each adding a unique hue to the fabric of humanity. From major religions to indigenous spiritualities, our world is rich with different perspectives. Beneath this tapestry lies a common thread: the human longing for meaning and connection.

At the core of every religion lies compassion, whether through Christianity's Golden Rule, Islam's emphasis on charity, or Buddhism's teachings on loving-kindness. Mocking beliefs disregards this value, fostering division.

In facing global challenges, unity and cooperation are crucial. Respecting each other's beliefs builds bridges, transcending divides and promoting understanding. This fosters a society that is resilient, inclusive, and compassionate.

Mockery sends a ripple effect of negativity and division, fueling conflicts and atrocities. Conversely, tolerance creates a culture of respect and understanding, promoting healing and reconciliation.

While freedom of expression is vital, it must be tempered by respect and civility. Hate speech spreads misinformation and leads to real-world violence. Upholding tolerance ensures everyone can express themselves freely.

Despite differences, universal truths unite us: the desire for happiness, peace, and meaning. Focusing on commonalities fosters a shared humanity, breaking down barriers and building bridges of understanding and solidarity.
This was made for sad_wabbit on Instagram because he looks like a monkey and wants to clown on others for their religion (he told me to write a book about why we should respect others beliefs)

Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved 

And I still don't give a single absolute fuck about historical slavery or child murder.
Hym "Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved now going to be the impetus for child murder. They should have told you to go fuck yourself so I'm going to go ahead and do it for them. Go fuck yourself!"

I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me 

I'm not letting you steal my future.
Hym "I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me. This has nothing to do with my identity. You're not ever going to make the point you're trying to make and you don't care in the first place because doing this to me allows you to do something you could never do on your own."

made of money 

You think you can afford a Playstation 3, an Xbox360, and a
Nintendo Revolution? You must think your made of money.
made of money by LightJoker April 8, 2006
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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