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Tit Monkey

A Tit Monkey is a modern term being used for people (usually male) who are complete idiots. They are self centered and inconsiderate. Tit Monkey's like to "rattle their cage" or in other words be heard and lack any moral management.
Possibly originating from the term "Getting on my tits" or annoying.
A noisy neighbor who is quick to blast another neighbor to all his other neighbors but is the first to blast loud music late at night regardless of the working family living next door to him. This would be a Tit Monkey.

A driver who cuts you up without signaling and almost causing an accident. this kind of person would also be a Tit Monkey.
Tit Monkey by Manix September 3, 2007

Tit Monkey

An annoying fat person that is usually hairy and has rather large boobs.
The Tit monkey wouldn't stop asking for my lunch.
Tit Monkey by Big boner123 March 27, 2016

tit monkey

A man who believes a cotton/spandex shirt will hold in his tits but doesn't; usually calling attention to said tits as well as pudgy arms and/or belly.
"Simon Cowell is such a Titmonkey!"

"Did you see that Titmonkey jiggling on the dancefloor?"
tit monkey by bettie May 8, 2005

tit monkey

a woman, usually young, but not always (cf. Cindy McCain), who exposes her breasts, or cleavage, for commercial allure or political or professional advancement
Kirin on CNN is such a tit monkey in the morning, but Heidi isn't.
tit monkey by Scatter Jack October 11, 2008

Tit monkey

A term used to describe a breast feeding infant!!
Dear the tit monkey needs feeding can you put a tit in his mouth!!!
Tit monkey by Wally bazoom May 13, 2016

tit monkey

One who enjoys tits alot, and is proud of it.
tit monkey by T-Moneytitmonkey November 21, 2007
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