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monkey jesus

An extremely ugly, undesirable person.
That girl is straight monkey jesus.
by K.G. MadMan June 14, 2005
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Jesus Monkey

An expression that basically shows extreme shock or frustration, combination of Jesus and monkey
"That guy just ran his car into a tree"
"Jesus Monkey!"

"I can't write this whole essay in one night... Jesus Monkey..."
by Quadruplefork January 17, 2009
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Jesus Monkey Lords

What you say when you have nothing else to say
see French Poodle Cheese Dip
jesus monkey lords i am bored!
by George Hoefer March 28, 2005
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Monkey Jesus

Mooooooooonnnnnkaaaaaay jeeeeeesssssuuuuuusssss!! 🎶

“Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened

We made a song but forgot…
Monkey Jesus is used In English when your bored
by Clarius and Darius December 10, 2023
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