monkey jesus

An extremely ugly, undesirable person.

That girl is straight monkey jesus.

by K.G. MadMan June 14, 2005

Jesus Monkey

An expression that basically shows extreme shock or frustration, combination of Jesus and monkey

"That guy just ran his car into a tree"
"Jesus Monkey!"

"I can't write this whole essay in one night... Jesus Monkey..."

by Quadruplefork January 17, 2009

Jesus Monkey Lords

What you say when you have nothing else to say
see French Poodle Cheese Dip

jesus monkey lords i am bored!

by George Hoefer March 28, 2005

Monkey Jesus

Mooooooooonnnnnkaaaaaay jeeeeeesssssuuuuuusssss!! 🎶

“Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened

We made a song but forgot…

Monkey Jesus is used In English when your bored

by Clarius and Darius December 10, 2023