Monkey Chunk

A very specific type of ass, I which is never to be confused with booty (an over sized ass) or butt, which is generally flat.

The "monkey chunk" derives it's name from the rather animated character its rather pronounced jiggle. Not all asses can be characterized as a monkey chunk.

Shape: The classic monkey chunk is derived from the 'pear' genus. It is a pear shaped form of ass known for its bulbous but tame proportions.

Trademark Characteristics: The monkey chunk is a happy ass, it jiggles when motion abruptly stops... and sports a modest clap when walking - it is quote animated.

The monkey chunk is also punctuated by deep cheek articulation, and very pronounced cheekage, just not as other types, such as the classic dump truck ass.

Wow, girl has a phat ass monkey chunk...

Monkey Chunk by Woodshed Moments June 22, 2024

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blow monkey chunks

A variation on blows chunks. Origin unknown. Appears to imply projectile vomiting of diced primate, but that is likely too literal an interpretation. Often used to indicate extreme dislike.

Anything involving Paris Hilton is likely to blow monkey chunks.

The last few seasons of Alias blew monkey chunks.

blow monkey chunks by Commander Salamander August 30, 2008

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chunky monkey

a chunky money is a firearm most likely referring to a 38. special.

a nigga im finna go do a drill pass the chunky monkey on hood

chunky monkey by anonymous December 23, 2021

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chunky monkey

noun: the object of a chubby chaser's affection. Never refer to another person as a "chunky monkey" unless-
A. you know the person very well, so much so that said person would not be offended by being called one, or-
B. you can run very fast and will never see the person again.

A. come on over later, my little chunky monkey!
B. baby, you are a chunky monkey. leave some food for the rest of the world!

chunky monkey by earpuller October 10, 2005