Monkey Chow 

Over packing, the act of packing items required for packed items that are not necessary.

Reference to outtakes from Toy Story:
Mrs Potato Head is packing Mr Potato Head with monkey chow. "For the monkeys of course" Does not need monkeys and definitely does not need monkey chow.

My father constantly packs monkey chow for our weekend trip.

Monkey Chow by spribyl May 17, 2011

monkey chowder 

when a guy fingers a girl. (fingering)

Last night Tina was monkey chowdered!

monkey chowder by PANNSEEE December 4, 2006

monkeyshow 

a show made even for monkeys or by monkeys

Joe: Hey Jeff! Wanna go to the Monkeyshow downtown?
Jeff: Sure Joe! I would love to go to the Monkeyshow downtown!

monkeyshow by mopsguden November 8, 2023

Monkeychops 

Face like a monkey. Term of endearment or harmless jesting.

Hello monkeychops!

Monkeychops by Kate Williams August 18, 2003

Monkeychoke 

Verb/Noun

To firmly grasp the base of the male genitalia in an effort to force blood to the head of the penis.

A strategy usually enacted in an effort to briefly simulate an erection when achieving an erection in a natural way is otherwise impossible.

A strategy used to counteract 'whiskey dick' and avoid impotence at all costs.

Prevalently used in pre-intercourse situations in an effort to 'seal the deal'.

After saki bombing for hours I was so wasted I had to use the monkeychoke to penetrate Lisa.

Bro 1: You and Stacy were so fucked up last night, Did you guys hook up?

Bro 2: Yea dogg, the monkeychoke came through in the clutch (pun intended).... Thank God for the monkeychoke...

Monkeychoke by Now You Know June 21, 2011

[monkeychoker] 

One of the biggest craps you can possibly take,named because its so hard to push out its like trying to choke a monkey,it'll fight back without sufficient force.Two other variations are the catchoker(weaker)and the and sheepchoker(super weak).

Dude after i had that jacked up hamburger,i had to go take the biggest monkeychoker of my life,i thought i was gonna die.

[monkeychoker] by Davion Williams January 19, 2009

monkeycowboy 

Top man

MonkeyCowboy is a top man. :D

monkeycowboy by MonkeyCowboy November 3, 2003