Mongolian Cluster Fuck 

This is of apparent military derivation, American usage: a situation that is so balled up it is beyond description.

The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there.

Mongolian Cluster Fuck by J. Bethancourt September 13, 2003

Mongolian Cluster Fuck 

I group of people, cars, or animals that seem to all be at the same place at the same time, preventing each other from moving on. A seemingly unmoveable mass of objects that looks totally inefficient.

Dude, the traffic tonight was a disaster!! There were so many cars in this one accident, it looked like a Mongolian Cluster Fuck.

Mongolian Cluster Fuck by Bill Smales September 8, 2006

Mongolian Cluster Fuck 

A group of horny Mongolians fucking(a Mongolian orgy)

Originally used by George Carlin, A commedian

I saw a Mongolian cluster fuck at the side of the road.

Mongolian Cluster Fuck by Matt, Bryce, Fag January 10, 2008

mongolian cluster fuck 

when a group of mongolians rape you and knock over your shity wall

last week i got a mongolian cluster fuck

mongolian cluster fuck by sloppy the sapien johnson2 July 13, 2010

Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck 

A Mongolian Cluster Fuck of such magnitude, it is of Biblical proportion.

Adolf Hitler's attempt at world domination shall always be remembered as a Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck.

Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck by C0rrupt3d R34l1sm October 15, 2005

triple mongolian cluster fuck 

like rolling cluster fuck but more aptly used to describe a situation that is *really* messed up.

Oh man, you don't want to get involved in that, that's seriously a triple mongolian clusterfuck.

triple mongolian cluster fuck by dr_spanklebums May 4, 2004

mongolion cluster fuck 

a mass orgy, not really mongolion, that is extreamly uncoordinated.

something messy, or messed up

(standing in a crowded restaurant)*it's like a mongolion cluster fuck in here*

mongolion cluster fuck by bogart March 10, 2005