Mongochops 

A person with no use or purpose. They remind you of something stuck at the bottom of a bin that's covered in bin juice and maggots and no matter how much boiling water and disinfectant you douse it with, it insists on coming back to stink up your fragrant life and bore you to death with their incessant yelping and mewling

Did you hear that Marlene made a total fool of herself last night? The mongochops turned up as a plus 1 to a posh party wearing fancy dress.

Mongochops by Ada Shuffle December 2, 2022

Monachopsis 

n. the subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place, as maladapted to your surroundings as a seal on a beach.

Monachopsis —lumbering, clumsy, easily distracted, huddled in the company of other misfits, unable to recognize the ambient roar of your intended habitat, in which you’d be fluidly, brilliantly, effortlessly at home.

Monachopsis by Shrubatee June 29, 2015

mongchop 

adjective;describing the mentally under-achiever/fat barrel of monkey spunk;usually 1 of one's mates;often illiterate;sometimes just generally retarded/annoying

David Beckham

mongchop by Lolly age 13,GarethGates fan,Pompey July 25, 2003

mongchop 

to do an act at a remedial level

"you throw like a mongchop"

mongchop by Carl Lemon July 21, 2003

MONGOCIOUS 

any one person, place, or thing that is the super charged power of LARGE

That is a mongocious crowd! I've never seen anything so big.

I'd like to know who carried that mongocious potted plant.

I'll bet that quarry truck is mongociously heavy

MONGOCIOUS by C@MB&S October 22, 2022

mongchopper

stupid idiot, light hearted personal insult

"Gillian what the hell were you thinking of ya feckin mongchopper!"

mongchopper by stuart13 August 9, 2006

Mongchop 

An inbred from the isle of thanet in the south east of England.

What a bunch of mongchops

Mongchop by Sensei8bits May 9, 2021