Mongas

Mongas are strips of facial hair grown on the side of the face to attract girls. See: sideburns

Cabbage has nice mongas, but Murda's are poor.

by morrie August 25, 2004

Monga

mon-a

Someone who is acting like a retard

cleo, put the match down you fuckin monga

by shitsandgigsandroos March 22, 2020

Monga

Without an erection. Sometimes used as a term for a dumb person. In the sense of that he is so dumb and stupid that they did him up the butt Monga.

Lo metieron Monga.
They stuck it Monga.

El esta Monga.
He is Monga.

by Jetbori June 05, 2007

monga

a complete and total retard, one who lets all insults go 'woop-woop' over their stupid inbred retard mind.

you:hey you fuckin retarded monga!
monga:yer? me?
you: hey um, your mum said that i was the best thing she ever had, but like tell her to fuck off coz she'll scare off all the tight little cheerleaders.
monga:my mummy says im the coolest person in school.
you:well then tell your mum shes also an idiot for thinking that.
monga:Ok.

by Bernard P July 17, 2007

Monga

A socially inept cockfag who goes to university.

Shutup Monga!
Monga, you're a fag!
Monga, stop being a tryhard!!
Monga you're not black, stop acting like it!!!

by AdamWest September 20, 2006

monga

Derived from the term 'mongol', to describe someone who has downs syndrome (retard).

You utter monga

by fred smith March 07, 2003

mongae

grindage,food,can be in lquid form

im ganna grab some mongae

by Mr. stump December 28, 2004