Mongas

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Mongas are strips of facial hair grown on the side of the face to attract girls. See: sideburns

Cabbage has nice mongas, but Murda's are poor.

Mongas by morrie August 25, 2004

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Nigfrican monga

a nigga from africa who is a dumb stupid ass bitch

yo this dude a nigfrican monga

Nigfrican monga by Some Monga From Tonga March 24, 2019

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morgasm

The overwhelmining joy or angst of discovering something trivial.

"I literally morgasmed over a stack of 20 year old computer magazines."

"He morgasmed after reading the API documentation for Network Install Manager."

morgasm by G111 October 17, 2013

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Mongism

The state in which a person or being is biologically monged

I think Leo has Mongism

Mongism by LewLew6 August 12, 2021

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mongus

it is just amongus

mongus tonight jay allways my mongus buddy

mongus by garfinbrook May 6, 2021

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mongan

verb. To agree to attend an event or gathering, but cancel at the last minute due to external circumstances, especially if one has made a habit of such behavior.

noun. The act of monganing.

Billy said he was coming to the party, but we didn't expect him to actually show up. Sure enough, his house flooded and he monganed, just like last week's happy hour, when he was in that car accident.

Tina was supposed to go to the game night, but she had to work late again, so she pulled a mongan.

mongan by user4656 November 4, 2011

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Mongager

A manager who suffers from retardation, who cannot make manageable decisions.

"Brett is such a mongager"

Mongager by anti-mong September 21, 2011

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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