(Noun and verb)—A fetish where patrons pay money in exchange for embarrassment, humiliation, abuse, public cuckoldry, and shitty draft beer in an open-air asylum at the corner of 20th and Blake.
Did you see the way she lets him pay for her, and then she only puts out for every other guy at the party? She’s Monforting him. He just keeps coming back for more and no one knows why.
(Noun)—The sadists who run an open-air asylum where patrons pay for humiliation, abuse, public cuckoldry, and shirty draft beer at 20th and Blake. A parasite who lives up to his first name.
(Verb)—The act of exploiting someone else for their money without adding anything of benefit to the relationship.
Did you see what Wendy did to Stan? She’s been Monforting him so hard! She takes all of his money, lets him pay for everything, then she puts out with all of the other guys at the party—and makes sure he can see it. I have no idea how she keeps convincing him to show up and open his wallet for her. What a Monfort.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.