(Noun and verb)—A fetish where patrons pay money in exchange for embarrassment, humiliation, abuse, public cuckoldry, and shitty draft beer in an open-air asylum at the corner of 20th and Blake.

Did you see the way she lets him pay for her, and then she only puts out for every other guy at the party? She’s Monforting him. He just keeps coming back for more and no one knows why.

Monfort by Randy Marsh 71 May 12, 2025

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Monfort

(Noun)—The sadists who run an open-air asylum where patrons pay for humiliation, abuse, public cuckoldry, and shirty draft beer at 20th and Blake. A parasite who lives up to his first name.

(Verb)—The act of exploiting someone else for their money without adding anything of benefit to the relationship.

Did you see what Wendy did to Stan? She’s been Monforting him so hard! She takes all of his money, lets him pay for everything, then she puts out with all of the other guys at the party—and makes sure he can see it. I have no idea how she keeps convincing him to show up and open his wallet for her. What a Monfort.

Monfort by Randy Marsh 71 May 12, 2025

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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