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Gun Money Handshake 

A common practice of selling firearms in an informal setting without submitting the purchaser to a background check. Surprisingly, it is perfectly legal in most places for rifles and shotguns but handguns are usually prohibited (considering statistics, rifles and shotguns are used in a small percentage of crime).

GMH makes purchasing old or used guns at shows or flea markets a breeze. However, you must always fill out paperwork to purchase new firearms from a dealer.
Gun Money Handshake:
Guy: Wow, M1 Garands! How much for this one?

Old Guy: $800 please.

Guy: <pays> Here you go.

Old Guy: Pleasure doing business.

Background check:
Guy: Cool, the new Bushmaster ACR! I'll take it!

Dealer: Have a seat and fill out this paperwork, please.

<15 mins>

Dealer: <calls insta-check hotline, guy is clear> That'll be $2,715.34 with tax and $20 transfer fee.

Guy: <pays>

Dealer: Pleasure doing business.
Gun Money Handshake by PinkPanzer November 26, 2011

Gun Range Money 

In Reference to Baltimore, MD native Tom Clancy, and his petition to install a gun range in his 17,000 sqf penthouse apartment in the Ritz Carlton Residences in Baltimore's inner harbor.
I was hanging at the club the other night with this guy, dude had Gun Range money!! He was buying drinks for everybody!

Money Guns 

A ripping skater's go-to trick. Also, that shit that shoots out money
Money Guns by ThePhelper May 9, 2019

Monkey Gun 

A moment where you and your significant other both have a monkey moment during sex.
Oh yah, we were having sex and she said Ooh Ooh Ah ah, That was a real monkey gun.”
Monkey Gun by McthicclesZachy March 8, 2021

Gun Monkey

A term used to describe a worker that the boss really hates. Essentially a monkey they want to rid themselves of, hence the gun. Related to the cardfightback response.
He is a gun monkey. I want him gun monkeyed.
Gun Monkey by Cardfightback February 11, 2014

Gun Monkey

A gun monkey is one that is about to shoot a rifle or pistol but instead of shooting they are aiming down the sight and fiddling with the bells and whistles of the gun creating a sense of anticipation to anyone watching
Can you shoot the f*cking gun already? You stupid gun monkey.
Gun Monkey by Mrpeaches21 May 1, 2021