Definitions by Mrpeaches21

crack vet 

A crack vet is a stereotypical former or active service member similar to bro-vet, but will say the most outlandish, retarded, things you will ever hear, a crack vet will discriminate against younger boots and laugh at how they dress, even though they wear fruity short shorts by grunt style while wearing a backwards trucker cap, they also speak in a robotic matter and sound like Mordecai from regular show while doing it

That NCO talking about how he wishes he could strangle his kid seems like a crack vet

crack vet by Mrpeaches21 January 3, 2023

badge dick 

A derogatory term for a person of law, such like police officers, sheriffs, state troopers, and federal agents of law

You see that cop over there breaking that guy’s threshold? Talk about a fucking badge dick

badge dick by Mrpeaches21 January 3, 2023

Bargain hunter 

A bargain hunter is someone or a group of people that will flock over to you if you are looking at something particular in a store even of the object doesn’t pertain to them

Oh great I’m looking at weights and these fat bargain hunters keep getting near me

Bargain hunter by Mrpeaches21 May 11, 2021

Gun Monkey

A gun monkey is one that is about to shoot a rifle or pistol but instead of shooting they are aiming down the sight and fiddling with the bells and whistles of the gun creating a sense of anticipation to anyone watching

Can you shoot the f*cking gun already? You stupid gun monkey.

Gun Monkey by Mrpeaches21 May 1, 2021

sqanos 

Sqanos is a beautiful man his parents are squidward tentacles and thanos the mad titan sqanos’s objective is to get all the infinity clarinets to wipe out half of the bikini bottom

Damn sqanos is one thicc boi

sqanos by Mrpeaches21 July 17, 2019