5 definitions by Mrpeaches21

A gun monkey is one that is about to shoot a rifle or pistol but instead of shooting they are aiming down the sight and fiddling with the bells and whistles of the gun creating a sense of anticipation to anyone watching
Can you shoot the f*cking gun already? You stupid gun monkey.
by Mrpeaches21 May 1, 2021
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A derogatory term for a person of law, such like police officers, sheriffs, state troopers, and federal agents of law
You see that cop over there breaking that guy’s threshold? Talk about a fucking badge dick
by Mrpeaches21 January 3, 2023
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A bargain hunter is someone or a group of people that will flock over to you if you are looking at something particular in a store even of the object doesn’t pertain to them
Oh great I’m looking at weights and these fat bargain hunters keep getting near me
by Mrpeaches21 May 12, 2021
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Sqanos is a beautiful man his parents are squidward tentacles and thanos the mad titan sqanos’s objective is to get all the infinity clarinets to wipe out half of the bikini bottom
Damn sqanos is one thicc boi
by Mrpeaches21 July 18, 2019
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A crack vet is a stereotypical former or active service member similar to bro-vet, but will say the most outlandish, retarded, things you will ever hear, a crack vet will discriminate against younger boots and laugh at how they dress, even though they wear fruity short shorts by grunt style while wearing a backwards trucker cap, they also speak in a robotic matter and sound like Mordecai from regular show while doing it
That NCO talking about how he wishes he could strangle his kid seems like a crack vet
by Mrpeaches21 January 3, 2023
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