A bargain hunter is someone or a group of people that will flock over to you if you are looking at something particular in a store even of the object doesn’t pertain to them
Oh great I’m looking at weights and these fat bargain hunters keep getting near me
Buy a
Bargain hunter
mug!
A gun monkey is one that is about to shoot a rifle or pistol but instead of shooting they are aiming down the sight and fiddling with the bells and whistles of the gun creating a sense of anticipation to anyone watching
Can you shoot the f*cking gun already? You stupid gun monkey.