Money Sack 

When your cock is completely limp, slap that bitch in the palm of your hand, close your fist around it, and pull it up towards your stomach. Your balls will then hang down from the bottom of your closed fist like a big ol' sack of money. Spread your legs, snap a picture, and send it to a an online hottie. She'll get so wet that she'll spread her nasty beef curtains and send you a picture back.

The money sack works best with pathetically short dicks, as it is easier to fit the entire dong in your hand (this is crucial). Also note that the stretchier your nuts, the better the money sack. The lower the money sack hangs, the more effective the results will be.

The money sack is also used as currency, so you can use it as payment for things like Craigslist ads, eBay listings, or your federal taxes.

--Noun--
Jim: "I just got done doing my taxes."
Nate: "Nice. How much are you getting back?"
Jim: "None. I owe the fuckers another twenty bucks."
Nate: "That sucks, man."
Jim: "I know. Now I'm going to have to send the bastards a money sack."

--Verb--
Craig: "Check out this chick I'm chatting with. She is smokin' fucking hot."
Mike: "Wow, you aren't kidding. She send you any nudes?"
Craig: "Not yet. I'm trying to get some."
Mike: "Dude, money sack that bitch. Works every time."

Money Sack by Bud Vuck McGee August 14, 2012

you little umbrella monkey quack sack 

World's best insult

By Phil Lester a.k.a. AmazingPhil

Asshole: bitch
Me: you little umbrella monkey quack sack
Asshole: what?

Me: *walks away like a boss*

you little umbrella monkey quack sack by fluffy-black-unicorn January 8, 2017

Sack Monkey 

A male or female who hangs from their partners sack while throwing there feces in a sexual way around their partner.

John i heard you and Shela preformed a sack monkey.

Sack Monkey by SackMOnkeyLOVER June 22, 2011

Monkey With No Sack 

This defines a monkey that is missing its sack. This means they can have no children so they are lonely, This defines what it means to have no sack as a Silver Back Gorilla

Wow this Monkey With No Sack is very sad.

Monkey With No Sack by wdkwhdkwhjwd January 31, 2024

moneymacker 

n. - someone who macks with his money - to get more money, women, power, cars etc.

Yoyo check out that Timothy Wong is such a moneymacker, with his bling bling and diamond rings, caviar chicken wings macking on girls named Lings.

moneymacker by K-Tsizzle July 31, 2005

moneyslack 

A combination of the two words "money" and "slack"

This weeks paycheck is going to be moneyslack.

I possess the magic powers of moneyslack.

moneyslack by Doktor Agon Fly January 22, 2005

Moneysuckle

A girlfriend who takes all your money and spends it.

Yo, your girlfriend is such a moneysuckle.

Moneysuckle by Bob Ankle May 17, 2014