Money Mountains 

Ski resorts where the skiers and snowboarders have top of the line equipement but fall down on the bunny slope.

That money mountain is where all those people go who can't ski, once I saw one nut a tree when he was bombing down the bunny slope cause he couldn't turn. HAHA.

Money Mountains by ShoesRBad March 27, 2003

Money Mountains 

Ski resorts that usually have rich, self obsessed, and snotty skiers

The preppies went to the money mountains last winter break

Money Mountains by Anonymous March 27, 2003

mountain money 

Toilet paper. Bum Wad. Keister cleaner.

Don't ever venture into the mountains without it!

Kirsten and Melissa forgot the mountain money on their two-week hike into the wilderness. They never made that mistake again.

mountain money by Tuna Wanda June 5, 2005

Mountain Money 

The main "currency" carried when camping, hunting, or traveling to any remote location. Commonly mis-pronounced as 'toilet paper', mountain money is a vital part of any enjoyable outdoor vacation. (unless of course you enjoy fecal matter dripping out of your pants, and stinking like a turd)

Measured in rolls, one should always take at least two when going on any expedition.

Note: Paper towels are a poor and unexcuseable substitute for mountain money.

Camping Scenario 1:

Jim: "Hey, you bring any toilet paper?"
Bob: "You mean mountain money?"
Jim: "Yeah, whatever, do you have any?"
Bob: "Sure, there is some in the back of the truck...don't forget the shovel."

Camping Scenario 2:

Jim: "Hey, you bring any toilet paper?"
Bob: "You mean mountain money?"
Jim: "Yeah, whatever, do you have any?"
Bob: "Oh shit! I forgot to bring some!"
Jim: "We're screwed."

Mountain Money by Real NoName March 7, 2010

mountain money 

Toilet paper. Bumf. Bumfodder. Arse wipe.

You would know why if you were out in the mountains and didn't have any.

Don't forget to bring the mountain money.

mountain money by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

mountain monkey

A Norwegian tourist in Sweden.

Damn, those mountain monkeys totally cleaned out the Systembolaget. They're like a swarm of locusts!

mountain monkey by SwampThang October 24, 2012

Mountain Monkey

Distant relatives of the better-known but enigmatic Japanese "Snow Monkeys", North American Mountain Monkeys can be found in the greater Rocky Mountain region. They construct small, functional lairs and are often found hurtling down steep slopes at high speeds in all seasons. They are gentle at heart but can be dangerous if crossed -- approach them carefully while maintaining eye contact. Offerings of food and drink can't hurt either.

That dude's such a mountain monkey, he hasn't changed his long johns all season!

Mountain Monkey by monkesius mountainii November 23, 2011