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Monkey Monger 

A person who solicits sex using monkeys as prostitutes.
Man I can't believe that person is such a monkey monger
Monkey Monger by jokerswild February 13, 2010

minger monty 

Some girl who is a proppa ugly munter and a bit chavy.
Miiiiinger Monty "yea that girl who looks like a beaver is a right old minger monty"
A crazy mix between monkey and man results in the "mongey." Only one Mongey exists in the history of the world and that is located in Bondi Australia. For monkeys, Mongey is highly intelligent, to humans, Mongey is stupid. Mongey often refers to himself in the third person.
EEEEEEEERRRRRR, It's da Mongey!
Mongey by Mongey May 30, 2020
MONERY

this word describes confusion

and can be used to make fun of someone's spelling
"MONERY thats way to much for an apple pen thingie"

"lmfao you said MONERY not money"
MONERY by fuckingUSERNAME January 22, 2023
A name for a wonderful grandmother. One that loves and cherishes her grandkids. Hard working and overly intelligent.
We love you Mongey!
Mongey by Bubbinhead December 16, 2018
An extremely painful morning wood; a painful boner
Person 1: "Aw man, this morning I woke up with a moner, and i thought my dick was gonna explode!"
Person 2: "Aw shit bro...that sucks."
Moner by RileyFish April 16, 2015
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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