Moner

An extremely painful morning wood; a painful boner

Person 1: "Aw man, this morning I woke up with a moner, and i thought my dick was gonna explode!"
Person 2: "Aw shit bro...that sucks."

by RileyFish April 16, 2015

moner

When you wake up in the morning with a boner.

Dude, I had a huge moner this morning.

by Joey April 12, 2003

Moner

When men wake up in the morning with a boner.

Hey guys just woke up and have a moner.

by Lord Jon Snow August 2, 2020

Moner

A mild boner.

Did you see Nathan? He has a moner!

by wtfgodzilla January 7, 2011

Moner

Hot mom boner; updated milf

I have such a moner for Rachel's mon

by Hairwrecka August 25, 2016

Moner

A boner that you get in the morning for no reason and can't control. A Morning Boner

Son: "Good morning mom"
Mom: "Ahh hide your moner"
Son: "Sorry mom can't control it"

by YOURMOMISYOURMOM April 17, 2018

Moner

Shropshire slang for a friend. Man, Mon, moner

"Yarite moner! How's it fucken goin??"

by Meslully March 14, 2021