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A crazy mix between monkey and man results in the "mongey." Only one Mongey exists in the history of the world and that is located in Bondi Australia. For monkeys, Mongey is highly intelligent, to humans, Mongey is stupid. Mongey often refers to himself in the third person.
EEEEEEEERRRRRR, It's da Mongey!
Mongey by Mongey May 30, 2020
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A name for a wonderful grandmother. One that loves and cherishes her grandkids. Hard working and overly intelligent.
We love you Mongey!
Mongey by Bubbinhead December 16, 2018
1) A person who is part mongoloid and part monkey.
2) Someone who is not very bright, repeatedly does the same stupid stuff all the time, can't learn from their mistakes, is shown newer smarter ways of doing things yet prefers the old archaic way of doing things even if they waste more time, physically more hard to do, more unhealthy, etc.
mongey by Fartwangler April 18, 2018

mongey_vr 

A (famous?) monke with in he’s words has a jigantic shlong. Also know for monke on the shelf and crab walking
“I touched Mongey_vr’s ass” “I follow mongey_vr”
mongey_vr by Jack wrath March 8, 2022

Money Hoe 

1. The best kind of hoe to be. A person who is highly motivated to earn income and is dedicated to multiple sources of income, often at the expense of personal or social relationships therefor has no time for your bullshit.
Sorry, I can’t come over. I’m busy being a MONEY HOE.
Money Hoe by Food With Monica January 29, 2023

dark money 

Dark money is political campaign money that is not identified with it's contributor.
The big oil company used dark money to elect a candidate who would serve their interests.

No knew the big oil company contributed to the campaign because it was dark money.
dark money by quesondriac January 20, 2014

Big Money Salvia 

Big Money Salvia is an apparition that appears in comment sections across the Internet. Whether its in Yahoo Answers, YouTube, Reddit and other sources. It usually appears when SALVIAERIK or Internet Comment Etiquette is busy correcting and imposing proper etiquette online to people that need proper teaching of how to act. All thanks to him we are all becoming safer online and loving each other and showing how its becoming harder to hide behind a screen.
Thanks to Big Money Salvia we can now be safer online!