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monkakke 

Similar to a monkey face, but at a bukakke party. Due to the quantity of semen and pubic hair involved, not just the face area but the whole body can be covered, resulting in a full on monkey (hence the dropping of the word face).

A group of (generally fat) males shave there pubic hair and hold it in there non masturbating hand whilst knocking one out over a lady. Each male in turn will splash there baby gravy over the female before throwing the pubic hair and shouting "monkakke"

To optimize pubic spread the following technique is often used. The hand holding the pubic hair is clenched tightly and held up to mouth. You then blow hard and unclench your fingers, starting with the little finger and moving backwards to the index finger. This method is effective but controversial, as monkakke purists believe that word "monkakke" should be shouted at the exact time of pubic hair release.
Colette needs to go to a fancy dress party but forgot her costume, so we helped her out and gave her a monkakke
monkakke by twinjets August 2, 2013
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Sexiest woman in the workd
That woman is Monea
Monea by Lovely pretty woman December 21, 2016
Cute cat girl in the popular mobile game The battle cats
Person 1: I just got Moneko in the battle cats is she good?
Person 2: No she sucks but at least cute cat girl
Person 1: Oh alright
Moneko by Corrupted Moneko Gaming February 26, 2021
Term used by bargirls in the Philippines to describe their sugar daddies. A play on the word Honeyko, which means sweetheart. Moneykos are guys who get played for their cash with no real concern for their feelings.
Hahaha you really played your moneyko for that new phone.
moneyko by mccutheon May 13, 2006
Name for an elite gamer, usually in the first person shooter genre.

Common mispronunciations: MONKEYKINS, MONEYKING, MONKEYKING, MONKEYSKINS.
MONEYKINS hacks!
OMG MONEYKINS sniped my head again!?!
Are you the MONEYKINS from UT?
MONEYKINS > wiNwiNs
MONEYKINS by getmoney111 January 9, 2005
Used to describe someone who is rich, successful, funny, and sexy.
You’re a fucking monek
monek by Monke.irony forty four August 20, 2021
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