Mondayhole

Another term for "asshole".

She was so drunk she let me stick it in her {Mondayhole}.

Mondayhole by BTC77 April 6, 2010

Mondaphile 

An unbridled sexual attraction and deep routed love for the Ford Mondeo.

Man, I caught Richard in the carpark outside work whacking off over the bonnet of his Mondeo. He's such a Mondaphile.

Mondaphile by DanDut May 29, 2008

suck monkeyhole 

*see monkeyhole

Used as a insult or a friendly come back.

It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.

*Literal translation for "suck monkeyhole": "You are such an asshole, whether it's intentional or not. For your own good, you should take a straw, shove it up a monkey's asshole, and suck real hard. Make sure you get as much shit as possible, because you're spitting so much out now that you may be running low on your shit-supply. I'm only telling you this because I love you."

bob: You are a motley fool.
girl: Suck monkeyhole!

suck monkeyhole by Pitoyable May 9, 2005

monkeyhole 

A monkey's asshole. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeybone
*see suck monkeyhole

Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom, your face, and monkeybone come backs.

bob: You are a motley fool.
girl: Suck monkeyhole!

(It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't actually attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.)

monkeyhole by Pitoyable May 9, 2005

MondayleftmeBroken

It simply means when ever you have a bad day specifically monday, and you just say monday left me broken and the cat is the idol because his Mondays always break him l

Muhammed: Hamza let's go down this monday night

Hamza: MondayleftmeBroken... so I probably won't be coming

MondayleftmeBroken by Sleepy Joe347 July 16, 2023