To get beat in fantasy football in the most cruel way possible - late during Monday Night Football. Typically followed by angry late night texts and sobbing.

Jake was within minutes of winning the league championship, but then Tony Gonzalez Monday'd the shit out of him. Tough luck.

Monday'd by IRGL Commish October 14, 2014

monday d'ohshits

The early-Monday-morning forgetfulness that plagues individuals returning to the weekday routine. Usually results in abrupt turnarounds on the sidewalk or u-turns on the road when the commuter realizes he/she has left their files/iphone/lunch at home.

Andrew had a case of the monday d'ohshits, and climbed onto the downtown bus before realizing he'd left his pants on the bedroom floor.

monday d'ohshits by louispound January 11, 2010

Monday Dreamers

A hard worker, a visionary, a very dedicated person or a group of people with a dream that are willing to work hard to achieve it. Monday is the most unliked day of the week yet the 'Monday Dreamer's' favourite day as that's when working towards your goals and dreams starts.

Monday dreamers are usually very ambitious, passionate about their aspirations and successful in business.

"I'm a Monday Dreamer"
"He is working so hard to make his business successful, he's such a Monday dreamer"
"Their clothing brand is doing so well! They're such Monday Dreamers."

Monday Dreamers by 5mc2.lab January 3, 2022

Monday detective

When you have to piece together what's happened over the weekend because you were too drunk to remember.

Me: How drunk was I last night?
Friend: So drunk you held up my cat and screamed "SIMBAAAAA"
Me: Man I am sick of playing Monday detective.

Monday detective by specialkk47 December 5, 2011

National Monday day

A good day to spend with friends

Holy crap it national Monday day

National Monday day by Gavrow06 February 8, 2021

Monday Dumbday

The day after Sunday Funday, when you are hungover at work and feel dumb for drinking so much the day before.

I can't believe I drank that much again. I hate Monday Dumbday.

Monday Dumbday by Rynomite13 August 16, 2010

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026