Monday'd 

To get beat in fantasy football in the most cruel way possible - late during Monday Night Football. Typically followed by angry late night texts and sobbing.

Jake was within minutes of winning the league championship, but then Tony Gonzalez Monday'd the shit out of him. Tough luck.

Monday'd by IRGL Commish October 14, 2014

Monday’d 

Getting ignored or forgotten during the weekend or social events and only remembered when you get to reality of Monday.

Sorry I didn’t text you all weekend. No worries I knew I would get Monday’d.

Monday’d by Laylalilani September 20, 2025

monday d'ohshits 

The early-Monday-morning forgetfulness that plagues individuals returning to the weekday routine. Usually results in abrupt turnarounds on the sidewalk or u-turns on the road when the commuter realizes he/she has left their files/iphone/lunch at home.

Andrew had a case of the monday d'ohshits, and climbed onto the downtown bus before realizing he'd left his pants on the bedroom floor.

monday d'ohshits by louispound January 11, 2010

Monday Dreamers 

A hard worker, a visionary, a very dedicated person or a group of people with a dream that are willing to work hard to achieve it. Monday is the most unliked day of the week yet the 'Monday Dreamer's' favourite day as that's when working towards your goals and dreams starts.

Monday dreamers are usually very ambitious, passionate about their aspirations and successful in business.

"I'm a Monday Dreamer"
"He is working so hard to make his business successful, he's such a Monday dreamer"
"Their clothing brand is doing so well! They're such Monday Dreamers."

Monday Dreamers by 5mc2.lab January 3, 2022

Monday detective 

When you have to piece together what's happened over the weekend because you were too drunk to remember.

Me: How drunk was I last night?
Friend: So drunk you held up my cat and screamed "SIMBAAAAA"
Me: Man I am sick of playing Monday detective.

Monday detective by specialkk47 December 5, 2011

National Monday day 

A good day to spend with friends

Holy crap it national Monday day

National Monday day by Gavrow06 February 8, 2021

Monday Dumbday

The day after Sunday Funday, when you are hungover at work and feel dumb for drinking so much the day before.

I can't believe I drank that much again. I hate Monday Dumbday.

Monday Dumbday by Rynomite13 August 16, 2010