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mommysexual

A guy that thinks about all the females they encounter into only two categories, an expectation of them fulfilling the role of a nurturing motherly figure or as a potential sexual conquest.
Allen is such a mommysexual, every person he meets he either secretly wants to bang or he's looking to con them into doing domesticated chores him.
by Joe Mama Sowfatt June 13, 2022
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MommySexual

A guy who is interested in Mommy. Aka MommySexual
"I'm gay for Mommy. I'm MommySexual
by Abcidgafay November 16, 2023
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Moneysexual

"Ohhhh lord look at all that money. I'm becoming so moneysexual right now!"
by Tyyyi8 June 2, 2018
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momosexual

a sexuality which involves one having sexual desires and cravings for the one and only momo
damn that momo ass is looking nicee. i’m so momosexual
by boner_man69 March 8, 2019
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momosexual

1) The act of loving food so much that you have sexual feelings toward it. This can be anything from messing around with food to eating your own throw up. Symptons include depression, weight loss, and random spasms of throwing up pasta at italian dinners. Victims of momosexuality will also possess a mass love for swag and the act/ability of swagger. Because of this, they may lose all of their friends and die alone. You have to be born with momosexuality, and it is incurable, just like AIDS or cancer. It can also be fatal as the food may give way to other disease, and is responsible for 78% of the deaths in India every year, as well as 32% of the deaths in the US. This disease was named by the CDC as "the end to all life on earth" and "the way of our extinction", but nothing has fully been proven yet. If you have momosexuality, the best thing to do is join the cast of glee, where you will be accepted for the individuality you have as a person If you haven't already been hunted down by the governmant and quarantined.
Tyreese: Oh, Elvis was such a momosexual with all his food he had everywhere

Darryl: I DONT NEED TO KNOW THAT RIGHT NOW
by MomoTheEaterOfWorlds October 6, 2013
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Tommysexual

When one is only attracted to someone if they're C Thoms Howell
onlymyponyboy is such a tommysexual
by sodapopxcurtis July 31, 2016
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mormosexual

A man whose mannerisms make it obvious that he is homosexual--triggering most people's gay-dar--but lives a heterosexual, closeted lifestyle because of his LDS (Mormon) faith.
Lyle sure has an immaculate attention to detail, and ever since he saw the movie Juno he's always giggling about the term "pork sword." Even though he and his wife have six kids, I think he's a total Mormosexual.
by ReverendTed December 9, 2008
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