Mom chest

Typical red freckled sun damaged chest. Not all moms have mom chest, but the ones who do are always moms.

“Ew. Look at the mom chest on that mom.”

by Seacrumpjr October 9, 2018

your mom's chest hair

-Often used in place of your mom.
-Derived from the motion picture Mean Girls.

Dad: Who is this?
Kayla: your mom's chest hair

by broyce August 8, 2008

spooge on your mom's chest

when you shoot your garbage all over some milf's titties and stomach

Hey Tim, sorry but I spooged on your mom's chest last night.

by Steve February 13, 2004