The usual annoying kid in school. Acts like your friend some of the time, and the other he'
s just a total loser. He's smart, but just doesn't show it, and he says he's not gay, but we all have our doubts. He also looks like the green teletubby and and hangs out with
random people. Brian has NO Dick and is proud to say it from a rooftop. . If anyone sees him in class, you'll know that he get a
hella lot of class woodies. Even though Brian is who he is, we
will always remember Brian's gay ass.