Molly Whomp

To slap another in the face with one's penis.

...I'm serious, that's what it means!
If that hoe doesn't shut up I'm so gonna Molly whomp her.
by MACHone Inc. June 04, 2005
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Molli-whomped

Sneaking up behind someone and kicking them in the shin or pushing them down in a violent matter. Sneak Attack!
Did you see that dumbass get molli-whomped?
by JoshMFSobleTM February 04, 2010
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