Molly Whomp 

To slap another in the face with one's penis.

...I'm serious, that's what it means!

If that hoe doesn't shut up I'm so gonna Molly whomp her.

Molly Whomp by MACHone Inc. June 4, 2005

molly whompin 

a throwback term for a beat down. not to a bloody pulp, but just a quick and painful beatdown.

First main use is in the song Molly whompin' which was on the mixtape 2800 by that artist stunnaman.

Not to be confused with the term molly whomp which has a dual meaning:

1: a cock slap

2: a gang beat down that has not happened yet or is being planned.

we all just started molly whompin on this foo that raped lisa.

i molly whomped lisa last night and these guys came out of no where and started molly whompin on me

molly whompin by Eric muhseeis March 7, 2009

Molli-whomped 

Sneaking up behind someone and kicking them in the shin or pushing them down in a violent matter. Sneak Attack!

Did you see that dumbass get molli-whomped?

Molli-whomped by JoshMFSobleTM February 4, 2010

Molleywhomped 

to hit somebody so hard simply saying rocked doesn't quite describe it

Jon: Oh my god did you see that hit?!

Brandon: Yeah dude he got molleywhomped

Molleywhomped by Brandon Hugenberg January 20, 2009

mollywhoop 

When you are getting repeatedly punched in the face and your arm is stretched to where it looks like your golfing someone face

Did you see the bgc episode last night

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Yea Alicia didn't have to mollywhoop that girl like that she already big asf

mollywhoop by @savagetrilogy on ig May 8, 2014

Mollywhop

Mollywhop-(V.)1.When a grown man beats another grown man as if he were a girl under the age of 10. Getting mollywhopped is not a regular beatdown, but a beating where the victim is so physically or mentally incapable of fighting back they go down like a little bitch.

2.When a man beats another person using only the head of their penis seeMushroom Stamp. For the best example, an imprint of the penis head should be visible for a minimum of 2 days after.

1.You shoulda seen Debo mollywhop that faggot. He stomped a mudhole in his ass!

2.Her face was so covered in mushroom stamps after that mollywhopping, it looked like she had an allergic reaction to dick.

Mollywhop by Mike McGrath November 4, 2005

mollywhomp 

a) The act of completely destroying an opponent to the point of embarrassment.

b) To beat severely about the head and shoulders.

(see also: pwn)

"Man, we were playing team slayer on Halo 2 last night, and got totally mollywhomped 50-7."

"A young punk got completely mollywhomped last night leaving 2 black eyes and severe bruises that have him in critical condition."

mollywhomp by Adam Holloway July 21, 2005