11 definitions by MACHone Inc.

1) Someone who would claim to be addicted to milk.

2) Someone who takes great pleasure in large breasted females.
1) I'm on my ninth glass of the day; yeah, I'ma milk junkie!

2) I just can't help it! I see those girls with those huge tits and... gah, I'm just a milk junkie.
by MACHone Inc. August 12, 2005
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Another word for the human foot. Somewhat of a childish term.
My girlfriend squeals when I tickle her tootsies!
by MACHone Inc. October 7, 2005
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A common name given to an inflatable adult novelty.
Colin: "Mike, c'mon, I'll sell you Fatty Patty for three bucks and it's not even been used once!"
Mike: "Wow, what a deal!"
by MACHone Inc. October 6, 2005
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An acronym for "Down With The Sickness," a track off of Disturbed's first album, The Sickness.
by MACHone Inc. October 17, 2005
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Literally, a theory that states when man is set against impossible odds, his final bullet will be on himself rather than his enemies. Figuratively, a plan to "cut one's losses" or make sacrifices as a last resort.
So, yeah, according to Mike's single bullet theory, he's gonna play the market right out to the bitter end and try to cash in on as many stocks as possible; however, things don't look good.
by MACHone Inc. August 9, 2005
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Adjective used to describle almost anything. Usually spoken in a state of anger or sarcasm. More harsh than freakin' -- less harsh than fuckin'.

Made popular by silver screen villian Dr. Evil in the various Austin Powers films.
by MACHone Inc. May 30, 2005
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Depicts a nervous / anxious smile in ASCII art. The semicolon serves as a sweat drop (commonly seen in anime). Very frequently seen in Instant Messages or forums.
Woman: "Did you hear there was a big robbery right around the corner?"
Man in Ski Mask: "No... no can't say that I did. ^^;"
by MACHone Inc. August 4, 2005
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