Molkentin 

A man of the era. Men with this last name are superior in all aspects. Most likely they can play bass really well.

mmmmmm molkentin

Molkentin by Greg Heffley the real one March 7, 2022

Michael Molkentin 

the sexiest man on the planet. Used to play in a band and secretly still wants to be a super star.
You are obliged to love him <3

Zamn zaddy, that Michael Molkentin guy is hawt

Michael Molkentin by Greg Heffley the real one March 7, 2022

momentine 

Can mean many things!
1. calm down
2. take a chill pill
3. have fun
4. relax
5. u r too stuck up!

Serious Person: we shouldn't do this! it is too dangerous!
Person: momentine! and stop being serious bout everything!

momentine by HappinessReaper May 6, 2004

momenting 

Having a moment with someone, usually a close brah.

Where did Chris and Zach go?
Oh, they're momenting after finding out they're Eskimo brothers.

momenting by The Synatwists September 18, 2012

Vickey Malentine 

This is what you would call a guy who wears make up and cry's too much.

Look, Mickey's crying again. What a Vickey Malentine!

Vickey Malentine by Naptown Chaod April 9, 2009

Malentines Day 

Malentines Day is celebrated when two or more single men, who don't have dates for the evening, decide to bro out with each other through activities such as; Smoking tons of chronic, getting wasted, drinking beers and eating steaks, playing Madden, Call of Duty, or any other manly game, or just chilling in watching a movie (manly movies obviously. Good choices include; The Die Hard franchise, The Deer Hunter, Rambo, or any other movie with a crapload of violence.) Malentines Day is a special day, because you don't have to spend a cent on anyone but yourself. Happy Malentines Day.

Ted: Yo Steve, you gotta date for tonight?

Steve: Nah dude, fuck Valentines Day

Ted: True, I ain't no slave to Hallmark or pussy

Steve: Malentines Day?

Ted: Yeah dude, I'll go pack the bong.

Malentines Day by ThatDudeStoneyFace February 15, 2013

Eye molesting 

When someone is talking to you and watching something that isn't your eyes that you wish they weren't.
I.e: pervy old men talking to your breasts FOR CRYING OUT LOUD MY EYES AREN'T IN MY TITS - I THINK I'D BE ON EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD IF THEY WERE

OMG I was just eye molested by my IT teacher

STOP EYE MOLESTING ME YOU PERVE

Eye molesting by Who cares? December 17, 2005