Molkentin
A man of the era. Men with this last name are superior in all aspects. Most likely they can play bass really well.
mmmmmm molkentin
Molkentin by Greg Heffley the real one March 7, 2022
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Michael Molkentin
the sexiest man on the planet. Used to play in a band and secretly still wants to be a super star.
You are obliged to love him <3
You are obliged to love him <3
Michael Molkentin by Greg Heffley the real one March 7, 2022
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Person: momentine! and stop being serious bout everything!
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Malentines Day
Malentines Day is celebrated when two or more single men, who don't have dates for the evening, decide to bro out with each other through activities such as; Smoking tons of chronic, getting wasted, drinking beers and eating steaks, playing Madden, Call of Duty, or any other manly game, or just chilling in watching a movie (manly movies obviously. Good choices include; The Die Hard franchise, The Deer Hunter, Rambo, or any other movie with a crapload of violence.) Malentines Day is a special day, because you don't have to spend a cent on anyone but yourself. Happy Malentines Day.
Ted: Yo Steve, you gotta date for tonight?
Steve: Nah dude, fuck Valentines Day
Ted: True, I ain't no slave to Hallmark or pussy
Steve: Malentines Day?
Ted: Yeah dude, I'll go pack the bong.
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Steve: Malentines Day?
Ted: Yeah dude, I'll go pack the bong.
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Eye molesting
When someone is talking to you and watching something that isn't your eyes that you wish they weren't.
I.e: pervy old men talking to your breasts FOR CRYING OUT LOUD MY EYES AREN'T IN MY TITS - I THINK I'D BE ON EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD IF THEY WERE
I.e: pervy old men talking to your breasts FOR CRYING OUT LOUD MY EYES AREN'T IN MY TITS - I THINK I'D BE ON EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD IF THEY WERE
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