Moleposting 

Inserting pictures of or quotes from the Simpsons character Hans Moleman that are completely random or unrelated to any discussion or thread

Moleposting has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!

Moleposting by Monkey D waluigi September 22, 2019

Eye molesting 

When someone is talking to you and watching something that isn't your eyes that you wish they weren't.
I.e: pervy old men talking to your breasts FOR CRYING OUT LOUD MY EYES AREN'T IN MY TITS - I THINK I'D BE ON EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD IF THEY WERE

OMG I was just eye molested by my IT teacher

STOP EYE MOLESTING ME YOU PERVE

Eye molesting by Who cares? December 17, 2005

Midget molesting may 

Oh boy, and you thought no nut November was bad, in midget molesting may you have to molest every midget you see

Steve: Ok what you doing to that midget?

Rob: I'm molesting him, its midget molesting may

Steve: oh ok that's fine

Midget molesting may by K a htiw rakso October 3, 2020

Kitten molesting butt fuckers 

why the fuck did you even search this?

Kitten molesting butt fuckers are tasty and horny.

Kitten molesting butt fuckers by idiotdortyknees August 19, 2015

molesting the monkey 

Much like choking the chicken, or stroking the salami.

Person 1: I was molesting the monkey while you were
sleeping.

Person: You are one sick fuck.

molesting the monkey by Hitlers Private September 20, 2005

role-molesting 

Role playing while molesting; most commonly associated with molesters who have an affinity for foxes.

Joe was role-molested by a molester who really liked Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

The police found the suspect role-molesting in an Oompa Loompa costume.

role-molesting by nnstrikesagain June 11, 2010

Molesting a turd 

Arousal or sexual pleasure derived from intentionally "Prairie Dogging" ones turd, making it slide in and out of the rectum.

"What took you so long in the bathroom?"

"Sorry, I was molesting a turd for a bit and had to wait for my erection to go away."

".... "

^ This is a good response if you don't want people to ask why you took long in the bathroom ever again

Molesting a turd by Jwhitt March 21, 2010